What if I wrote a s1 Fhwimmy fic where Fwhip is a pirate but he’s like so focused on destruction his crew feels he doesn’t deserve to be captain and they keep him on offense (I dunno how pirates work but I can learn) and Jimmy is trying his hardest to follow in his sisters steps and be a siren but his song has just never been quite right. One day Jimmy gets caught in the crossfire between two warring ships after another unsuccessful attempt to swindle a seaman into giving him his all. Sausage (who is one of FWhip’s crew mates) catches Jimmy in a net, threatening to kill him because he thinks he’s a treasure/catch of the other ship. Fwhip starts hearing this noise, and he locks eyes with the fish boy, and he wants to let him go.