#it'll be funny

[vindy-vindingmachine]

i'm obsessed with this meme

[crooked-wasteland]

I’m calling it now. There’s gonna do a half baked abortion talk, like they did in Bojack but ultimately Millie goes through with the pregnancy and has the kid (I betchu it’s gonna be a boy) because vivienne just gives off pro life vibes given just how much she hates women in both her works

Place your bets, I guess.

I just think they are going to do something that fractures the Stolitz Ship for drama with the excuse that Sinsmas didn't actually get them together because Stolas is all sad at the end, but completely ignores the fact that Blitz actually chose to commit and emotionally invest, and that his character would literally crash TF out on Stolas if they went backwards and not in a way that leaves the ship actually viable in the future.

Like we know Blitz doesn't have much self respect, but he definitely has pride. And Sinsmas absolutely tries to sell the idea that Stolas' big self-sacrifice made Blitz see the light and trust in the sincerity of Stolas' feelings. But that literally balances on a hair's width of glass that would shatter in a way that should destroy any hope for this ship to sail ever again.

But, y'know. They aren't above the character assassination of their most interesting characters. Look at what Medrano did to Stolas. They neutered him into being the most pathetic and insufferable wet napkin. So I guess it's Blitz's turn to get lobotomized for the plot.

Millie and Moxxie are basically non-characters to me since their whole story is completely divorced from everything else going on. Much like Hazbin, Helluva doesn't weave narratives, it stops one to focus on another and so every plot thread feels like it's bringing every other plot thread to a screeching halt until we touch on it again.

[theghostofprocrastination]

NEW TADC THEORY SCRATCH IS SCRATCH CAT

[hyperfixationobligation]

Bat kids and Language

Okay random thought that made me and my brother snicker. We know Bruce knows a lot of languages, we know he teaches his kids as they grow older to know some basics, but I'm giggling at the idea of them not understanding a language yet but visiting a country and doing their best as their vigilante selves to talk to locals. Specifically the original idea was Dick as a kid visiting a place and trying to flirt with local girls and they say something to him, and he takes it as a flirt back/compliment and Bruce is just standing near by trying not to laugh as these girls told Dick something like "I want to hit you with a fish", but instead of that being the end of it, each new language and new place somehow people keep saying it to Dick and Dick's just oblivious until he looks into the languages and slowly questions "Why do they all say that??? why a fish???" until one day with no context Barbara tells Dick (who had been annoying her) "I want to hit you in your face with a fish" and Dick is questioning his reality. That's it, just silly reoccurring things said to Dick/rest of the family in other languages and questioning how so many people unrelated and in multiple languages say the exact same thing to them.

[numberonegorotamafan]

what would you do if I ragebaited you

oh please. i'm great at keeping my cool.

[fierylittleniece]

I'm planning to slight the king but I'm low on supplies. Leave an egg or a tomato below to help a girl out

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(if you leave a 🎂🍰 on this post I'm going to call you a king loving apologist and bully you.)

[the-best-of-the-myrmidona]

Hey so I'm sad about Jinu, but I just saw a TikTok where Jinu was in the sword like some mirror mirror Barbie diamond castle thing, and I want a fic of that so bad but I suck at writing so I trust y'all 😔

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjTEAX7y/

[hiraya-rawr]

immortal MC who hasn't heard of the news in liyue yet so you casually stroll the city to look for your old archon friend and you spot him and immediately yell "Morax!" in front of everyone and zhongli just freezes and coolly tries to walk away as if you weren't talking to him so you, confused, yell louder, "Morax!!!" and you try to catch up to him and he juST SPEED WALKS FASTER AWAY AND AT THIS POINT YOURE YELLING "WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY, MORAX??!!" AND HES YELLING "I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE—"