#worlds finest

[adooble]

height difference

[three-semicolons]

And if I said I cried

What then?

What then, western man???

[noodles-and-tea]

World’s finest

[bmj-arts]

World’s Finest? More like World’s Fruitiest

[pebblepier]

"Why can't you just let men be friends?"

Well, I can. I don't want to, that's the point

[battinscnz]

boyfriend who writes the headlines boyfriend who is the headline

[secretidentie]

I always wonder if Clark has accidentally called Bruce by a Midwestern pet name without realizing

Bruce: Superman

Clark working on something: yes darlin

Bruce*burning bright red*: uhmm.... M-Mission reports

Clark, oblivious: what's that doll?

Bruce gay panic Wayne: nothing.... doesn't matter

*Smoke bombs away*

Clark finally turn around: weird. what was that about

Later that night in bed Clark wakes up in a cold sweat realizing what he's done.

Clark: Oh no. He's gonna kill me

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Bruce still on the floor 6hrs later: you don't understand Alfred. That midwest charm. It's psychological warfare.

Alfred so done with this gay shit: I only asked if you want tea, Master Wayne. However I now realize that nothing can quite quench your thirst