Mar 22
Dark Teyvat
6 of 7 Archons
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Dark Teyvat
6 of 7 Archons
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ᨓ 。Laying Zhongli's infertile eggs as practice. (Inspired)
Zhongli leaned over you, eyes lidded as he gazed down at your pained face, pressing a soft kiss against your forehead, "Breathe, my heart." He says gently, moving your hair out of your face.
"C-Can't 'Li.." You whine, fingers clenching tighter around his bicep, as you feel the peak of the hard egg emerge out of your dripping pussy.
“You’re alright,” Zhongli insists, rubbing the back of your head, “You’re doing so well, just a bit more..” He coos, his free hand sliding down your stomach to hold rub your clit gently.
“Mmh—!” You bite back a pained moan, “Please get it out, ‘Li..” You beg, the egg stretching you out like crazy, possibly even more than his cock did.
"Just push, sweet thing." He responds to your pleas, and that you did.
You pushed and pushed, clinging onto Zhongli even tighter, leaving cresent shaped marks from your nails on his skin, another pained groan escaping you as the egg slipped out with a soft gush, landing on the blankets beneath you, slick from your pussy connecting you and the object still.
"A-Ah.." A soft moan escapes you as you gather your bearings, your pussy clenching around nothing now.
"Good job, sweet thing.." He coos, pressing another kiss to your forehead, feeling the beads of your sweat dampen his lip.
The egg was as big as your hand, shiny and glistening from your slick.
It was obviously much tinier than a human newborn, so how tiny would the baby be inside?
As if reading your thoughts, Zhongli speaks up, "The baby would be rather small now, but once it hatches, it grows in the span of a week to the size of a normal baby."
"Right.." You nod, still winded, picking up the egg in your hands, looking it over, eyes widening at the thought of something of this width inside of you.
Zhongli chuckles at the sight of your eyes widening, "Realistically, that's only the size of the egg when I first lay it inside your womb. It grows a couple inches when the time comes to lay it."
Your eyes widen more, mouth agape, and he just cheekily smiles, slipping out of the bed.
"You did amazingly for your first practice egg." He remarks, "I'll run us a bath."
He walked out of the room, leaving you alone, the sound of the water hitting the tub from the bathroom filling your ears, the weight of the egg having you glance back down at it.
It wouldn't be too bad to have a real baby..
“Kisses” with Zhongli in dragon form except he can’t kiss so he licks and nips at your skin gently, or he’ll nuzzle his snout into you which unfortunately tickles lots. It’s soothing to have such immense weight against your frame. The pressure soothes you and you ease into the feeling of lazy, warm puffs of breath rolling over you in gales. Unfortunately Zhongli is no stranger to cuteness aggression and it manifest worse in this form due to how cute and small you look beneath his large frame, so he erratically slithers out of your arms to “kiss” you. You giggle when he nudges his snout under your shirt to drag his forked tongue against your tummy and try and wriggle away instinctively to no avail. You try and push away when you feel the quick puffs of hot air against your skin as you fight pearls of laughter. When you think he may let up he dives back into nipping at you—albeit very tenderly as his canines are sharp. When his urge to smother you dies down he’ll cuddle up with you. Luckily he has a good reign on his instincts because he’d be doting on you all night if not.
Sometimes you’ll look an exceptionally tasty morsel and he’ll have to restrain himself. Never in all his years has someone made a well tempered man as him crack so easily! When you happen to nuzzle into his smooth scales and thick fur he has to huff and avoid your stare to not open his maw and take a chomp at your plump skin. You just look so pleasing to him! Can you blame him?
EVERY MOMENT YOU ARE NOT RUNNING, I AM GETTING CLOSER
Oh my, it's this time of year again! Happy Lantern Rite in Genshin Impct! Here is my favourite character from Liyue - one and only lord Rex Lapis!
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