#it's 5

[poridge]

to top it off the dumb stupid cops on campus gave me a parking ticket for not having my permit properly displayed. maybe if you werent 5′ tall you could see??? IDK MAN the permit it there but they are bitchessss

[phoenixkaptain]

Moominmamma: "Don't wake up too early, Dear."

Little My, awake at 4:30: "Haha, showed you not to tell me what to do."

[rosenmarille]

*queues posts after already telling everyone you're going to sleep to avoid Judgement*

[fart-poop-daily]

the only flag discourse should be 5 strip lesbian flag vs. 7 strip lesbian flag

[whump-captain]

my life is generally uneventful most of the times so main updates are 1) i sprained my back so project Get Built For Summer is on indefinite hold and 2) i was inadvertently part of a "how many X does it take to screw in a lightbulb" joke setup

[carnalxfates]

the guardians of the galaxy cast pulling off a johnny depp defense is disappointing tbh... like... of course he’s not the james gunn that you know... just like how you don’t know that a serial killer is a serial killer lmao... and the fact that they sign a letter that calls out “””mob mentality””” and “””character assassination””” for someone who deliberately tweeted pedophilia and rape jokes is just... 

werk, i guess.

[buckybuck]

we’re watching fantastic beasts now it’s an old fashion movie night kiddos i’ve watched more movies today than in the last like three years lolol