All Hands On Whump

Captain's collection of violence. Mostly reblogs, some art, some writing. Obviously lots of potentially triggering content, but feel free to ask for tagging! Follows from my main with "captain" in it He/him, 25+, TME Pls do not reblog my art to nsfw blogs.

[whump-captain]

--- Blog intro ---

Hello and welcome to Captain's Character Hurting Emporium! This is a whump sideblog, I like and follow from my main that also has "captain" in the name (I like to keep it separate from whump but feel free to browse it).

About me:

My name is Captain, I'm an adult, asexual trans dude. I'm autistic so I'm not generally great at talking but I'm always open to messages and asks about whump, video games, music, or other fun things!

About this blog:

I post art, writing, and occasionally video clips. Some of the tags I use are:

#captain's stuff - for anything I made

#captain's ocs - for OC works specifically (you will notice those are pretty much synonymous lol, I hardly ever write fandom)

#ocposting - the above is for creative works featuring my blorbos. This one is for being unwell about them.

#captain's log / #captain's bitching - personal posts, general and negative respectively

#answers - answering all the lovely asks people send!

I try to tag all posts with basic content notes but feel free to ask for specific things to be tagged!

Favourite tropes and thing you will find here:

Stabbings | Impaling | Hand whump | Defiant whumpees | Impassive whumpers | Platonic devotion | Horror | Immortal/healing whumpees | Magic, monsters, and other fantastical whump scenarios

Squicks and things you will not find here:

Nsfwhump | Pet whump | Conditioning | Dehumanisation | "Broken" whumpees | Intimate whumpers | Emeto

This blog is fully SFW (in the sexual content sense, I still don't recommend browsing it where your boss can see lol) and I'd rather my works not be reblogged to exclusively NSFW blogs (whump blogs that feature NSFW are fine). I block kink blogs; no judgement whatsoever, I just don't interact with them.

My works:

Here's a masterpost of all my stories! Updated as I go, so not always complete - you can use the tags above to see everything. Content notes are separate for each post and all art is described either in alt text or in the body of the post.

I'm currently putting together a taglist, too, so if you'd like to be tagged in my future stuff, let me know!

[stiffyck]

Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.

[whump-or-whatever]

I’m a sucker for whumpee being thrown against a wall.

The huff of air that is forced from their chest. The hands on the wall to steady themself. The dazed expression or bloody nose when they hit their head/face off the wall. The crumpling/sliding to the ground. The cowering and curling up to shield themself from further attack. The aggravation of previous injuries

[mithfordly]

[diablo-sera-tops]

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo writhing in agony ok? don't cry

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo screaming so much their voice becomes hoarse and weak and the pain still won't stop

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo unable to close their eyes and avoid the visceral sight of their own body

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo suffering unimaginable pain and being powerless to stop it ok? ok

[sams-whumping-ground]

Some prompts inspired by a new OC of mine:

Monster Whumpee that's been captured to keep society "safe"

Monster Whumpee that's used as a tool by the facility

Monster Whumpee that has a tranquiliser in its collar to keep them in line

Monster Whumpee that has a smaller one of its species keeping it in check

Monster Whumpee that threatens facility staff if the smaller one is harmed

Monster Whumpee that is kept on chains short enough that it doesn't reach the door or window between its room and the smaller's room

[whump-captain]

i want..... comfort for my ocs....... who's the fucker who's supposed to be writing that...

[whump-side]

Brace for the storm 🌩️

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

[justjensenanddean]

TRACKER (2026) | 3.22– “The Best Ones”

[whumpdaydreamerx]

Bill's Bruises | CIA 1x08

[cannibal-yearn]

8MM (1999)

[sun-ni-day]

CIA 1x12 Broken Glass

[redd956]

Mini Whump Prompt 204

A possessed whumpee that is moving without preservation towards their life, becoming stronger than their muscles can handle, running longer than their legs can carry them, shifting and twitching erratically. Caretaker knows if they free whumpee from their possession, agony will await them.

[whump-captain]

hm Vaquin mer au yes/no

?

yes

write more of the main story first

captain button

Voting ended onMay 28

[whump-captain]

hm Vaquin mer au yes/no

?

yes

write more of the main story first

captain button

Voting ended onMay 28

[whump-polls]

do you prefer whump to be realistic?

yes, i can't enjoy it if it's not realistic

yes, but i can enjoy unrealistic whump too

either way is fine

i prefer unrealistic, but i can enjoy realistic whump too

i prefer unrealistic, i can't enjoy it if it's (too) realistic

other/nuance

results

Voting ended onMay 31

mostly about the injury/medical aspect, like "this type of injury should've killed them" or "that's not how chloroform/this drug works"