cashier at the long bacon store

she or him. no bio. read the posts

[fart-poop-daily]

fuck it

Luna fancam

[mansand]

mushrooms

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[play-now-my-lord]

ME: hold up. you see that? train's been through here FRIEND: how can you tell ME: tracks. they're not fresh, maybe 60, 80 years old FRIEND: no chance it'll come back, then ME: don't be so sure. That's well within their lifespan... and they're highly territorial

[celebrinienjoyer]

you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

PARENTS OF THE FASHION CONSCIOUS BABY: for sale tasteless baby shoes never worn

[contemptible-scoundrel]

these bright red galoshes are... beneath me.

[hozierswift]

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

[crumb]

Conner O'Malley - Irish Zionism

[daily-spamtenna]

Tenna soaks Spamton and milk and slaps him against the wall /wholesome

day 35

[hirngespinst-phi]

💘 Happy Valentines! 💘

[orbitalyear-deactivated20230513]

old gods are waking

[dragon-in-a-fez]

idea:

[day-time-dream]

[vashvana]

Oh trios of emotionally haunted protagonists, fiery loners and bubbly optimists, how I love you

[ghostwithoutagrave]

Great genre of movie: this movie is fucking fantastic and if I rewatch it I will kill myself

[deathonthebeach]

Do you guys think [redacted] is gay? *remembers it’s bad to speculate abt people’s sexualities* I know for certain [redacted] is gay

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

[parkchanwoohoo]

consider the phrase "conventionally attractive dragon"

I know exactly what that means, and an example is [blank]

Nonsense phrase, mere euphonia

Voting ended onFeb 22

[occasional-specilfeacher]

Day 28: Dear Valentine