#it's been weeks

[jimsjorts]

i need to touch tongues with another man

[comic-sans-chan]

This fandom has me so exhausted. RadioStatic Obsession AU ideas:

Alastor uses the One Wish Willow to wish Vox never fell in love with him. It all goes to shit.

Alastor uses the One Wish Willow to wish Vox would fall out of love with him. It all goes to shit.

Post-Season 2 StaticSilence Alastor uses the One Wish Willow to wish Vox would love him more than anything else in the world (more than power, more than his empire, more than the Vees) so they can be best friends again without Alastor worrying about betrayal or getting blasted by an angelic weapon ever again. It all goes to shit.

Vox uses the One Wish Willow to wish to fall out of love with Alastor. It all goes to shit.

Vox uses the One Wish Willow to wish real, living sharks that can never die into being native to Hell's environment. It all goes wonderfully (for Vox). For everyone else, it all goes to shit.

Vox uses the One Wish Willow to wish everyone in the entire universe would love him more than anything else. It all goes to double dog upside down with a side of bacon shit.

[erytheais]

been thinking way too much about Crawford and Bagsy since reading the home economics sequel

[papertigers09]

I had a dream that I was in a café with Jojo Thichakorn and we were having a profound conversation about Only friends : Dream on.

I told Dream Jojo that I want to punch Jack in the face.

Dream Jojo said 'Me too.'

I told dream Jojo that Dean should have fled.

Dream Jojo said 'For sureeee.'

I told dream Jojo that Tua was, kinda, a bitch.

Dream Jojo agreed.

I told dream Jojo that Arnold should have had his hoe phase.

Dream Jojo looked out the window, as if he remembered something fondly.

I told dream Jojo that Rome and Raffy are a public biohazard.

Dream Jojo laughed.

This show is haunting me....

[heckling-hydrena]

every time I search for modern sailfish on the auction house it somehow gets even more expensive

[mayyari]

baby darling dolls, i have (mostly) returned!

life is still a lil crazy at the start of june, but i'm officially back on the grid and getting accustomed to connected life again. i just couldn't resist the temptation to get on here for the last day of mermay.

so are we cats now? what have i missed?

[lushberrys]

being a pervert 😮‍💨

how do i tell my husband he can use me when he comes home from work even if i'm sleeping? he always thinks i'm joking 😭

[thesugarglumfairy]

me knowing the guy i'm talking to still has the pictures he took of me at the mall and STILL hasn't shared them with me