#it's impractical

[clown-femme]

[iloveboeufbourguignon]

no.

[they-call-me-marlon]

I need to not feel bad about when I say what I mean and people think I didn't actually mean it even though I said it.

And like, I'm not a liar

And it's not even a lie that would benefit me to lie about

And I'm the kind of person to spend months, even years sometimes thinking of how to say something in a way that's exactly what I mean before I say it.

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

So you can't go to school without getting shot

Can't go to the movies without getting shot

Can't get a fucking waffle without getting shot

So how about we just never fucking leave our houses again huh? Or, you know, we could always just fucking ban assault weapons, like every other major country in the world

[jerek]

my dad: you have to fill out a form before you can see a psychiatrist

me: alright whats the form

my dad, 2 weeks and another speech later:

[heythug]

Hey what's up I'm still sad

[calamitys-child]

It's a good thing I'm always broke because otherwise I would absolutely 100% own a skateboard by now

[taeluke]

when you think you're horny but then remember it's just the blood leaking out of you slowly and if that isn't enough, you get sucker punched in the stomach by your cramps