#it's insufferable

[boimann]

i've never dnfed a book but this one is truly testing me

don't you love it when you get up from the toilette and your pussy lips applaude you for the great piss you just had?

[thatiswhy]

This is judgy and hateful as fuck but why are you, a 25+ years old adult woman, wearing what I can only call old money little girl drag?

Like, you are trying to look cutesy and refined and sexy at the same time, and don't realise you can't do all three of those? Any time things that are child-coded uwu are mixed with things that flag "I am trying to look like a sex object" my soul dies, that's my personal problem (is it? is it really?), but this screams I looked at the three roles women are allowed to fill in the mind of Ben Shapiro and not only thought they're reasonable, but that I'll be the first person in history who will only take the good parts from each. "I'll be young and thin and white so they'll see me as a woman at all, I'll be cutesy so they'll think I need them to protect me and feel good about themselves, I'll look fuckable so I'll entice them, I'll look respectable so they'll still treat me like a person"... they won't! There is no prize!

All you've done is make yourself look like you expect your date to pay for the dinner where you stressed about the caloric content of the wine before ordering it and contributed nothing to the conversation but a decorative audience. The whole thing reeks of desperation to be regarded as the perfect, most desirable object, and the naïvité to believe the game is winnable.

Be a fucking person. Throw away the oversized hair bow.

[bones-for-sure]

Alina: man it sure is beautiful out here, just me and you...

*Mal and Alina lying beside each other but only their heads are shown.*

Alina, continuing: ...and your barnacle of a husband

*Camera pans down to reveal Nikolai wrapped around Mal "like a barnacle" with his head on Mal's chest.*

Nikolai: OI! Who are you calling a barnacle! ٩(•̀ㅁ•́) *insert cute indignant noises*

Mal, chuckling fondly at his golden retriever puppy husband: *pats his hair* Adorable.

Nikolai: *immediately melts, giggling and blushing*

Alina, rolling her eyes: ugh get a room you two clingy simps. (She secretly finds them adorable and is VERY jealous that Zoya and Genya are not cuddling her right now)

[vaguely-gestures-to-the-void]

OKAY IF HANNIBAL SEASN 3 CAN GIVE ME MARGOT X ALANA, I SURE AS HELL NEED HANNIGRAM

[mochalorian]

the right hand is always holding on to the left one when it comes to these two

[tardis--dreams]

Last seminar before the exam next week. Officially 90 minutes. In reality I'm about to get trapped in a different dimension again, where time passes differently. What's 90 minutes for you, will be half a lifetime for me. See you on the other side

[cloudbattrolls]

@hornedpandeiros

I LOVE THEM

Clara, no, Clara they’re awful. They’re just Moderately Intelligent Awful instead of Stupid Awful. 

If I were Kana I would stab them just because they’re so condescending, tbhhhhh.

[wrinkled-stars]

Porn bots really going wild on every single post these days