Y'all what if FNaF and DC were in the same universe can you imagine the chaos
Part Two, Part Three
Masterlist
Michael: *applies for a security job at WE because go big or go home amirite)
Tim, doing the interview because everyone else was freaked out by Michael: so, uh. What's your work experience
Michael: oh! I was a security officer for a bunch of places. Only for like a week at a time though cause I was only working there to set them on fire
Tim, now deeply concerned: um. So uh. That's a crime
Michael, realizing he made a Mistake™ and attempting to defend himself: hey, with the last gig it was literally in my contract that I had to burn the place down
Tim, contemplating insurance fraud:
Michael: also I'm great with lawsuits
Michael: *is living in Crime Alley because of course he is*
Michael: *gets shot while interrupting a gang war*
Michael, staring at the bullet in his chest: oh cool! My first souvenir from the east coast!
Red Hood, trying to get the obvious civilian out of the way: uhh hey buddy, are you good?
Michael "Allergic To Dying" Afton: yeah I'm good! Check out this bullet!
Red Hood, deeply concerned: what the [REDACTED]
Michael, remembering most people die when they're shot: oh don't worry, ever since I got scooped I can't die!
Red Hood, deeply concerned and regretting this conversation: uh. Scooped?
Michael, excited to talk about his trauma: yeah! My dead sister tricked me into getting my insides scooped out so she and her friends could wear my skin as a disguise to escape their prison
Red Hood:
Michael, working at WE and high on fear gas thanks to Scarecrow: oh, the nightmares are back!
Michael: *ignores them and keeps flipping through the cameras to see where Scarecrow went*
Red Robin, trying to help his employees: sir, you need to evacuate the building. Also, here's an antidote to the fear toxin-
Michael, annoyed: hey can you get out of my face? You're blocking the bestest boi
Red Robin: you're on fear toxin, whatever you're seeing isn't real
Michael: yeah and it wasn't real the first four years either but nightmare foxy is back and I'm never letting him go, he's the only one I like
Red Robin: sir please
Tim: *checks in on Michael and sees a little robotic bear reading an official-looking paper*
Tim, incredibly confused and praying that's not confidential WE info: hey Mike, whatcha got there
Michael, scooping up Helpy to present him like it's his favorite child: this is Helpy! He's the best and is so helpful. He also cuddles really nicely!
Michael, getting flashbacks: unlike SOME animatronics
Tim: what's he. What's he holding
Michael, with the energy of a parent excited to show off his kid's latest project: oh it's a lawsuit!
Michael, having a Conversation™ with Red Hood: wait you're dead too!
Red Hood: uhh yeah?
Michael: but why aren't you purple? Are you an animatronic?
Red Hood, incredibly confused: ...why would I be an animatronic?
Michael: cause you aren't decaying like me???
Red Hood: ok cool new question
Red Hood: HOW would I be an animatronic?
Michael: what, like it's difficult?
Michael: I mean, my little brother got rebuilt into an animatronic when he died so it's not that much of a stretch
Red Hood, realizing this is karma for every joke he made about his own death:
Michael: and there was that time a pile of robot spaghetti wore my skin so they could be a real person
Red Hood: would you pLEASE stop talking about that
Michael, ignoring him: didn't stop me from decaying though. Hm
WE: *gets shut out of their systems by an unknown hacker with a robot fox face*
Michael: don't worry guys I got this!
Tim, severely concerned that Batfam stuff is going to get leaked: but you're a security guard?? How-
Michael, typing in LOL: yeah don't worry it's just Lolbit! They like to cause problems on purpose from time to time
Tim: Lol...bit? Causes problems on purpose?
Michael: it's like enrichment
*Batfam realizes they have to start investigating Michael*
Red Hood: I mean, we could just ask him
Red Hood: the first time we met he told me exactly how he died in great detail
Red Hood, reminiscing (read: war flashbacks): he had a twenty-four slide powerpoint
Red Robin, realizing Michael's purple and smells bad for a reason other than "classic Gotham chemicals": he's dead???
Red Hood, desensitized: yeah, he didn't tell you?
Red Robin: *approaches Michael outside of work*
Michael, no longer high on fear toxin: oh hiya boss!
Red Robin, panicking: uhh what
Michael "FoxyBro" Afton: is there a reason you're talking to me outside of business hours? Am I in trouble?
Red Robin, wondering how he was going to explain this to Batman: uhhhhhh
Batman: please explain your previous jobs. For the investigation
Michael: oh! Well it all began when I tried to play a prank on my brother, shoved him into Fredbear's mouth, and got him killed-
Michael: then the nightmares started, which I later found out was partially due to my dad running experiments on me every night-
Michael: eventually he died but not really,
Michael: oh! And my sister got eaten by Baby-
Batman, lost at "shoved him into Fredbear's mouth":
*Batfam arrives at the Pizzaplex to try and figure out what the heck is going on*
Michael, there because he's visiting his siblings, standing next to Baby, Golden Freddy, and Gregory (on Glamrock Freddy's shoulders): oh hi guys!
Red Robin, who read the Funtime schematics: Michael what the [404 SWEAR NOT FOUND]
Red Hood: there's a child?? Why is there a child???
Michael: didn't I tell you about him? Anyways this is Gregory, he's the robot version of my dead brother!
Michael, gesturing to Golden Freddy: and this is my dead brother
Michael: though technically that's also another kid who lowkey kinda scares me
Michael, moving on: and this is my sister!
Michael: y'know, the one who tricked me into getting my insides scooped so she and her friends could wear my skin as a disguise?
Red Hood: can you PLEASE stop talking about that
Baby: I told you you wouldn't die!
Michael, looking at the Batfam like they're cameras from The Office: and she wonders why she's not my favorite sibling
Nightwing, having a moment but still trying to get information: who's. Who's the other bot
Michael, patting Glamrock Freddy: oh that's me!
Michael: a piece of me anyways
Nightwing: I have so many more questions
Signal, who can see the ghosts: please do not ask for answers.
Michael, showing the Batfam around the Pizzaplex: do you want to see my favorite ride?
Red Hood: ...sure
Michael: it's Foxy's log ride! Foxy is my favorite, I'm so upset he got replaced with Roxy but at least he's still around! Y'know when I was a kid I used to wear a Foxy mask, which is coincidentally the mask I wore when I got my brother killed-
Michael: *goes on a whole rant of the evolutions of Foxy and why OG Foxy is his favorite*
Red Hood: *starts taking notes*
Roxy, storming through the Pizzaplex: Gregory, you lawless RAT, how DARE you replace my HAIRBRUSH with a pORCUPINE-
Gregory: *running to hide behind Spoiler because he associates purple with Michael*
Spoiler: *as Roxy runs up* oh uhh hi there. Roxy right?
Roxy:
Roxy: you're not Gregory
Spoiler: haha nope! No Gregory here!
Roxy: oh. Sorry
Roxy: love your outfit though!
Spoiler: thanks, love your makeup!
Roxy: I know, right? I'm gorgeous!
Spoiler:
Roxy: ...wanna have a girl's night with me and Glamrock Chica where we get dressed up and make Sun swear in binary?
Spoiler: did you even need to ask?
Robin, in a corner vibing with Mangle: *petting Mangle*
Mangle, also vibing: ._.(^w^)
Batman:
Puppet:
Batman:
Puppet:
Red Hood, realizing this is a staring contest: *goes halfway across the Pizzaplex to get popcorn and comes back to them in the exact same positions* ooh. Getting interesting
Nightwing: *argues with Circus Baby about clown etiquette*
Signal, overwhelmed by all the ghosts: man sure wish I had my lofi beats to study and relax to right now
DJ Music Man: *climbs out of the wall*
Signal: *unholy screeching* HOLY M- wait you're chill aren't you
DJ: *starts playing his version of lofi beats to study and relax to*
Signal: ...huh
Black Bat: *disappeared, found Ballora, and is now dancing with her* (^ ^)
Red Robin, recognizing the fox face from the WE hack: yOU
Funtime Foxy: I appreciate the enthusiasm for performing arts, but you must be thinking of my sibling!
Red Robin, who didn't find Lolbit's blueprints: your what
Lolbit, appearing out of nowhere: he means me!
Red Robin, with newly energized fury: YOU!
Lolbit: ...LOL!