#black bat

[shurikthereject]

Timmy doodles and trying out a new brush!

[ashoss]

a few reborn reqs

[ametrinesu]

ok back to posting cass ! next time ? who knows. (honestly made this as a ref for, erm , potential commission page)

[ultimate-marysue]

It's raining nonstop where I am so I'm just picturing the Batfam during a flood.

Red Robin uploads a TikTok from the safety of a roof saying "watch him go!" As Red Hood keeps trying to drive his bike against the current. A big wave comes by and he's slowly dragged downhill. The caption reads "don't drive during floods".

Batman and Robin are on the ground helping civilians out of cars when the intensity doubles and in minutes Damian goes from wading knee deep in the water to swimming. The emergency batfloaties get triggered and he floats away as Bruce fails to grab him by half an inch. "Robin serenely drifting in the current" becomes a meme.

Someone takes a picture of a very flustered spoiler trying to squeeze the water out of her cape. The second she lets go the weight of the water makes her fall ass over backwards. Black Bat ends up giving her her waterproof cape.

Signal makes mirages of sharks in the water to scare the shit out of any criminals. Oracle uploads the recordings with Benny hill as background music. Bludhaven escapes the worst of the storm and Nightwing sends pictures to the group chat patting the barely wet concrete just to rub it in. He still slips on a puddle and eats shit, Barbara sends that to the group chat.

[spicy-apple-pie]

This is how I think Cass would communicate if she was introduced when these kind of memes were popular.

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[katheyn]

Nightwing doesn't make the cut but I'm pretty sure Red Hood does.

Good for Jason. Love this for him.

[red-plutoo]

Random headcanon, nobody outside of the bats knows who Bruce’s biological kid is. Since the kids all, a) look like their mothers (duke, Damian, maps), b) their supposed biological dads look like Bruce so you can’t really tell without dna (Steph, dick, Carrie), or c) they just look a little too much like Bruce for comfort (Jason, Cass, Tim)

Bruce said that one of them was biological and absolutely nobody has even a single clue who is or isn’t

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Kon: must be nice actually having access to your rich dads bank account

Tim(thinking about jack drake): yeah but he’s an asshole

Kon(thinking about Bruce): all dads are, at least yours is a hero

Tim:

Tim: that’s… one way to put it I guess

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Michelle(watching Carrie get ready for patrol): it must be nice having your dad let you do cool stuff like this

Carrie: ? Huh? I never told my dad, he’s too high to know what’s going on

Michelle: Batmans high?????

Carrie: not.. right now? I mean he’s done lsd but.. eh

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Garfield: so I was talking with you dad-

Dick: oh cool did Rachel take you on a date to the underworld again?

Garfield: … no?

Dick(used to people just up and reviving): …did he come back?

Garfield: no??? What????

Dick: ???? Huh

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Maps/damian(hanging out at school):

Random kid: so… who’s the adopted one?

Maps/damian: …

Maps: him

Damian: her

Random kid: uh.. but like don’t one of you share dna with mr Wayne?

Damian(half lie): I was made in a lab, I don’t have dna

Maps(full lie): I’m not real :)

Random kid(slowly stepping back):

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Roy: god your just like your dad.

Jason(thinking about Willis): you’ve never even met the guy fuck off.

Roy: ??? One second, pause the arguing, yes tf I have?

Jason: no? The guy died like ages ago??

Roy: he did!??!? Then who’s Batman right now??

Jason(very confused): Bruce??

Roy: is he a zombie???

Jason: the only zombie is me what the fuck

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Cass(at a dance recital):

Bruce(waiting to pick her up):

Other dancer: wow you look so much like your dad

Cass(has decided to completely ignore that David cain is her father): I know :] I love my dad

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Selina(looking at a picture of Elaine): Yknow it’s amazing you picked up zero of Bruce’s dna

Duke: huh?

Selina: you look exactly like your mother and not a bit like B

Duke: that’s cause he’s not my dad

Selina: ??? He’s not?

Duke: nope, some random immortal is

Selina: sorry??

Duke: don’t worry about it

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Kara: where’s your dad? I can’t hear his heartbeat

Steph: jail..? Why tf do you know his heartbeat

Kara: he’s in jail?? He let himself get arrested

Steph: I know, he’s kinda a dumbass isn’t he?

Kara: do we need to like… go get him?

Steph: absolutely not, fucker deserves it

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Clark: which one is it???

Bruce: the longer you struggle to figure it out I less likely I am to tell you

Clark: please?

Bruce: no

Clark: I hate you

Bruce: sure you do

Clark: what if you needed blood from one of them?

Bruce: he doesn’t have the same blood type as me

Clark(pulling out a note book): you hear that! It’s not the girls, or anyone with O-!

Diana(appearing from nowhere): so it’s not the girls or Jason

Bruce: ?? Why do you know my children’s blood Types- why do you know my blood type

Diana(patting his head): it’s better you don’t know these things

[elois-illust]

BATGIRLS !!