#it's really a problem

[sachermorte]

Love the outfit, very politician's nepotism hire-core 😘✌️ Schaust aus, als kämst entweder aus einer langen Linie von Politikern oder wärst ein Habsburger, der nur auf den Moment wartet, in dem er die Monarchie wieder einführen und zum Kaiser krönen lassen wird.

Die Monarchie wieder einführen???

Wer könnt sich je vorstellen dass ich so was tun würd 😩

Es ist ja nicht so dass ich schon seit einem jahrzehnt davon sprech...

xoxo kaiser roland sachermorte

[rachel-rebellio]

do y'all ever fall so in love with a celebrity that you get genuinely upset with yourself over it? because same

[tenaciousbluejay]

Bang 'Crispy Chris' Chan: *exists*

My dumb thirsty ass: suddenly I have forgotten how to breath

[deviationdivine]

Tell Sixty that I love him even though he can be a melodramatic ass

Be careful what you send lovelies. I think he’s watching. Who knows when he will grace my ask box with his ruthless presence. 

[uhmigraine]

me vs. changing my user whenever i am consumed by a new interest challenge

[feelingtheaster99]

Me: *Has literally dozens of episodes of various shows I have not watched taking up space in my DVR

Me: I’m going to catch up on all my shows!!!!

Me: *rewatches Stitchers for the billionth time instead

[tenseoyong]

the most dangerous thing about me is you can tell me any insane fact or idea and if you can bullshit enough proof ill just 100% believe it instead of actually looking in to see if you're lying or just fucking with me