#it's science.

[fooltofancy]

if u are the only human in the building for an eight-hour shift it doesn't matter when you choose to go to the bathroom, that's when the phone's gonna ring.

[c0rpseductor]

what i really like about "top surgery is making you a top" is that the implicit conclusion in that logic, if you follow it to its natural end, is that cis bottoms don't have penises. like once you figure out you like it up the ass your dick falls off. because having a dick makes you a top. thats why they have a surgery for it. and conversely, cis tops don't have buttholes

[thesmuttalkerreturns]

► Explain, in detail, about what you think about me being soft is heavenly.

I am nothing if not a hedonist, Ereleah, you already know that. That the prospect of a softer form to both run my hands over and to shower in the sorts of affection that only my lips can provide would excite me shouldn't be that much of a surprise, should it?

Or perhaps I should elaborate that I'm wondering whether other areas of you benefit from this softening too. Are your pants feeling any tighter, can your shirt keep up with any extra strain? Inquiring, perverted minds want to know.

[sparkzstar]

"[...] All people who are there are immediately gushing 'of course, of course you fixed the sky'

They have learned one important lesson with Cel, which is you don't ask how.

It's not- It's not that the answer is inaccurate, it's just unhelpful."

Seriously if that doesn't sum up Cal's communication abilities then idk what does. But do know I appreciate Cel so much even if half of the time I have no idea what they talk about.

[hostnamexception]

@exirkeninvader

ARE THERE ANY EXPERIMENTS THAT YOU WOULDN’T MIND ME TERMINATING.

[sapphicdalliances]

all good OTPs consist of one (1) THE RADIANT SUN and one (1) the moon/shadow/earth/storm/ocean/

[chubloaf]

I can definitely fit 40 + hours of Supernatural in before 4 pm tomorrow....Definitely.