#it's strategy

[rain-droplet]

whenever I'm in a new setting I immediately try to make myself a vital necessity by bringing in sweets for people. the first time is a novelty, the second, however... like I walk in and immediately gain protection by the scariest looking person, the appreciation of the most grouchy, the friendship of the loneliest, and the power of their love. they want me, I'll have no enemies because no one hates they who give joyful nourishment. and then, I make whatever is wanter by the closest person to me in this setting, so then you want to be close to me, at first for my sweets, but then I just have you as my friend and there isn't shit you can do about it because you'll find I'm sweeter than anything that can be baked.

[dateaweirdboysuggest]

Date a boy who is known for strategically ramming his ship into the ships of his enemies.

[krkly-ohara]

idk what you guys are talking about. the element of surprise is very important and china will have no idea what to do when nobody shows up to the game. now they’ve been thrown off their rhythm

[unfuckingvincible-blog]

*walks around the ship putting "Shoot Me" signs on everyone's back, including his own*

[paulnevercared]

If you don't like the plastics but aren't voting for Jason for CP, don't bitch when someone from lnj goes home this week because it's you're damn fault for being stubborn and splitting the vote.

[debuchies]

i don't tag the selfies i reblog because u must ALL LOOK AT THEM!!!

[caithsakir]

Cameo...sort of...?

Hey, do any of the warriors mind if Caith borrows their sword for this round ._. It would have to be someone that would be at the warrior capture the flag event, has a standard one handed european sword, and doesn't mind lending it to him for the round.

Why?

BECAUSE REASONS.