#it's useful

[everyfandomismine]

An angel told me this so I'll say it for those who missed it: even tho the site is down, it's possible to download the whole fic and read it like a pdf or smth else, maybe give it a go if ur midway trough a nice and comfy angst (or whatever u freaks r into)

[yandere-daydreams]

Yandere!Bernie Sanders and Yandere!Donald Trump hashing it out for their USA!Darling

[lionheartchocobo]

ffxv + incorrect quotes 35/?

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[confuzing]

Things I don’t remember: Where the fuck I put my glasses- which I need to see anything farther than four feet away from me.

Things I do remember: The secret password I came up with to verify if someone claiming to be a version of me from the future is legitimate.

[fiinalgiirl]

someone make me a glitter art ‘talk to me when youre barred’ sticker thanks

[cerastes]

When I got hit by the car, I rode the dashboard for a bit until the driver panicked and hit the breaks to a cold zero, sending me flying with the momentum. My first reaction was to cover my head and roll on the ground to lessen the impact (thenks martial arts for my life, though this fucked my arm up, but better the arm than the head). When I was finally on the ground, still and not in any more danger, my first reaction was to stand up and throw a friendly joke at the driver. Of course, I couldn’t stand up, because my leg was broken, but I still said the joke, apparently. I do not remember it because I was dizzy, but I am told that he couldn’t hear it over his panic.

So basically, 1) shock is, indeed, one hell of a drug that makes you do and say weird stuff, and 2) that is a joke lost to the sandstorm of time, never to be retrieved.

[the-busy-ghost]

I fear it may give unwarranted support to the idea that mediaeval Scotland was an entirely lawless, violent, and backward country, which is wrong, but as someone interested in that period I still have that gif of Jake Peralta singing ’Guess who just got murdered’ on hand on both laptop and phone at all times