In My Defens

Scottish history fiend. Prone to rambling. Usually to be found making offerings of flat irn bru and half-finished essays to the muse Clio at two in the morning. Or just procrastinating on tumblr.

[ewaneneollav]

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

[cristalplanetheart]

😳

[savethewailes]

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

[adelphicoracle]

Perfect tags

[i-cant-carry-it-for-you]

[lizardsister]

absolutely LOST in the sauce

[battered-sausage]

[thememedaddy]

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[alice-is-annoyed-deactivated202]

[whenimyoungandtrue]

???!!!????!?

[resismedievalmenagerie]

Certified Good Boys spotted in this Bestiary from ~1175. According to the Latin, "Nothing is smarter than dogs, for they have more senses than other animals, for they alone recognize their own names; they love their masters."

[galileosballs]

I'm in favour of people getting weird with pronouns, but nobody gets grammatically weird enough with pronouns. You can mess around with the declensions if you want. Yeah, my pronouns are 'she/she'. That's right, I don't have an accusative form. I refuse to be an object, direct or otherwise.

[dailyclassicart]

Michael Handt - "Moonlight" (2022)

[boymounter]

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

[jayrockin]

I drew Hieronymus Bosch’s certified Very Good Boy, brought to my attention by @routezeros on twitter. Gave him a sucker fish mouth because it seemed appropriate.

PATREON | KO-FI

[catchymemes]

[nikita-chiquita]

80s musicians be like “we’re all gonna get nuked and die~” *synth solo💃🕺*

[pettydemon]

[ryan-sometimes]

It’s so sad that students are now relying so heavily on AI for writing essays because they’re missing out on the best part of writing an essay which is when you’re a few paragraphs in and you just reach that flow state where your thought process becomes one with the essay and you’re slamming the keys so hard that you’re on the verge of destroying your laptop. I used to get high off of that shit

[sweatermuppet]

this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

[studyblr]

this difficulty will soon be proof of capability.