#italian things

[sayitaliano]

Valerio Minato's photo that won the Astronomy Picture of the Day Contest by NASA on December 25th, 2023.

In the picture: the moon, the Monviso Mount and the Basilica of Superga (on the Superga hill) outside Turin are all aligned. it took him 6 years to take this shot (and I take it as an example to never give up on your dreams).

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

anyway in case you don’t know it yet

[maripr]

Every Italian comic fan wishes for a proper animated adaptation of W.I.T.C.H., Monster Allergy and Rat-Man

[plurilinguismo]

Buona festa delle Repubblica Italiana!

Oggi si celebra il 79esimo anniversario della nascita della repubblica italiana. Il 2 giugno del 1946 è anche la data storica del diritto al voto per tutte le donne italiane

[axxxx13]

I know no one will care because no one speake my language etc etc but this is so THEO TO LIAM CODED

I mean they hate and then love each other? And Theo fell first? And Liam's a bomb? And Theo has flowers on the passenger seat? This is THEM

Here the translation for my non italian fellas (i know, it quiete ruins it 🥲)

[heyfruitcake]

IL GIOVANE MONTALBANO

Insp: x, x

[don-ichimatsu]

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Do you piss sniffers SERIOUSLY think that you're going to get a real Italian to suddenly be like, "Oh, okay. I suppose topping fruit on pizza is a creative venture that really turns a traditional and bland food into something exciting. You're right, calling it 'craft pizza' has opened my eyes. I'll never talk bad about pineapple on pizza again. I'm sowwy 🥺" 

Like, what is the fucking point of you getting on people's asses about pineapple and tomato 'sauce' acceptance? You're real pathetic pieces of shit clicking that "order now" button on your low-quality chain "pizza place" app, buying your Hawaiian pizza to get your panties wet. 

One bite of your Hawaiian slice = "release one endorphin in brain".

Because that's it, isn't it? 

You don't give a single dick's lick about virtue and holiness of the pizza pie! Pineapple on pizza is vandalism, and you are not making it a "better plate".

No. All you care about is your "self-worth" which you attribute to how much "creativity" you can use to defile a pizza with, just for your stupid ass instagram posts!

"I deserve to embrace my inner child with sweet things for dinner! I deserve to make pizza better by adding canned fruit on it if it makes it taste less like an icky mature meal!" 

That's all it literally is. 

Fruit belongs for dessert. You understand me? If I wanted sweetness with my pizza, I’d make a baker spit in my mouth first!

Because if you gave a single shit about how to properly cook and consume the pie, from crust, tomato, to cheese, you would spend your fucking time joining ACTUAL Italian cooking classes!  You would volunteer at Papa Paisano's Restaurant and LEARN TO RESPECT THE PIZZA PIE!

Which no, your little jizz frosted TikTok "cooking reels" do not count as REAL CLASSES!! 

Instead, you spend your time sniffing around on social media for so-called "influences" that *you personally like*.

You totally disregard all the blood, sweat and tears that nonna's put into the kitchen in order to make CLEAR what REAL Italian cuisine is! All because you have a toddler's taste in after school"meals", approving of fucking frozen Ellio's pizza squares for what you feel is proper food. 

And anyone who disagrees with you is obviously just a "food snob". That's what you and your little cult of Hawaiian pizza shit pigeons KNOW is right about those "vecchia scuola Italians", because your urine soaked brain cannot comprehend anything else. 

Nor do you care to even TRY to learn or comprehend. 

Just like WE, vecchia scuola Italians, don't care to even try to learn about the teachings of  "social media influences and their food blogs"  that have successfully MANIPULATED YOU into believing that putting pineapple on mozzarella *wont* cause the collapse of society!

So stay in your fucking lane and keep pinapple in your cocktails unless you want your cock cut off! The problem is not the pineapple itself. The problem is that someone looked at pizza and thought they should ship pineapple with it!

Well that is what happens when people stop fearing God and decided "PinePizza" is an OTP. It is an OTP that you're going to go to Hell for!

I don't give a shit that this post is "mean". I'm tried vecchia scuola Italians having to act like "the bigger person" when faced with Hawaiian pizza; in the face of some "craft pizza enjoyer" that points their snot coated finger at pineapple then at pizza and says, "Ooooh I want that together!" 

Well screw off with that vomit marinated slop that you want to describe as “craft pizza”. It is a betrayal, and PinePizza lovers will be chewed in the mouth of Satan in the freezing pit of hell during their next life, just like they chew on their Hawaiian pizza in this life!

Being nice to these people has NOT worked. These clowns have been at this since 1962!

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[puemort]

Not ironically, this is me