#itchy one

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(context for the last one: that scratch image was my twitter pfp for a while)

Intermission meme dump again since you guys really liked my previous post

Same as that first one, if you have any suggestions feel free to send them my way, through asks or messenges or twitter dms or curiouscat, whatever

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I crave the idea of Stabdads AU Itchy and Nepeta causing chaos around the manor

nepeta is a fuckin kitty who knocks stuff off of counters and itchy purposefully lets her claw on curtains and furniture to bother people

also when she gets old enough to be less vulnerable he’d be definitely willing to chuck her at other people so she can grab on them with her not-so-little claws (very unpleasant to experience)! she would be the strongest advocate for her to be thrown at people. she wants to.

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Slick works at the combination Taco Bell and Pizza Hut AU

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haha check out these memes i edited the other day

might as well post them here too.

also!! feel free to suggest me more in messages or asks or whatever!!

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more dead/caliborn session stuff, the first planet (Itchy’s)

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What exactly is the family setup for your Stabdads AU? Do you have enough of it figured out to share?

oh absolutely!babies just kind of. showed up on the respective doorsteps of each hideout.

list of who has who:

SS: karkat

DD: aradia

HB: tavros

CD: sollux

PS: john

PI: jade

AD: sonhearst (returns somehow dont @ me he deserves his boy)

1: nepeta

2: God-Cat (Sylvester)

3: feferi

4: dirk

5: eridan

6: rose

7: jake

8: vriska

9: kanaya

10: equius

11: dave

12: jane

13: gamzee

14: terezi

15: roxy

scratch is kind of parenting damara but not really?? Death co-parents her and she likes Death better. far superior dad figure

the double reach-around DOES happen in this!! aradia does die and equius builds her a robot body! vriska loses arm, terezi goes blind, tavros is crippled (hope to god thats not an offensive term for it) by vriska, etc!

forgot abt broad and dame but.. they are just the ideal lesbian aunts to all the sleuth team kids

doze’s powers are too neglect-provoking for a baby and stitch is designated nursery watcher who is willing to and will handle babies and grubs when their dads r busy or they’re having episodes or whatever because he’s cool and best uncle to them. yeah

i have reasoning for everyone’s kid assignments but that would take forever to go through here so here u go! i love them!

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idk rat

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Crowbar more like CUCKBAR AHAHAHAHA

ghostwritten by itchy