iTrips are constantly pooping out on me. I needed a new one. Found a cheap headphone jack player at some place called Micro Center. Everyone that worked there seemed to be at the point in their life when they should be making the ‘Should I shave my head because of this receding hairline or do I do the ‘Caesar’?’ milestone decision. And they were all avoiding it. Each sales associate materializes out of thin air as soon as you said, “Maybe I should ask someone.’ Micro Center appears to be an organized cult of middle class white men, on cusp of their autumn years, providing impeccable customer service.