#its 5oclock somewhere

[velv3tdream]

I have wine, which I’ll have you know is essential huns. Come and talk to me x

[separatist-apologist]

Hey MB, I heard you need to drink more water

I am having what some could consider to be water. A water based liquid beverage, certainly

[rabbitmotifs]

got me tipsy at 2pm

[eightertrek]

so i made the cupcakes in ice cream cones bc thats my signiture and i opened too many so now theyre brie cheese cones

[morningtequilas]

What does your url mean? I've been trying to work it out and can't!

tequilas for breakfast my friend

[thepulsarskate]

If i cant sit on a toilet seat how am i supposed to sit on a dick

Drunk me

[scarletbun-blog]

The sounds of college. People vomiting.