🍹🍹🍹 @morningtequilas - Tumblr Blog

i totally forgot tumblr existed and thats really good but like im leaving it (this one) maybe properly? ive got to make a blog for college but im not piggybacking on this one also stupid anons have been piling and im too tired for that if i make another one ill possibly (unlikely) say and like ive got friends here i might follow on it but otherwise yeah just ask for the url anyway im not deleting cause this things like 5 years old now but yeah

#its 3am #shitspeak

hello i am here and full of fear because david has left me in the flat with his flatmates romanian girlfriend and while shes so lovely i cant understand a word of what she says

#[panic]#shitspeak

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this is what owning a bird is like

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this image has singlehandedly ruined my philosophy class for me like we’ll be talking about rene descartes and ill think about this and start crying

#amanda

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by far the best “meme” is british lads over reacting to something normal like “IANS BLOODY GOT A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD IN HIS FREEZER, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!”. Gotta love Ian.

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IAN THE NUT CASE BLOODY PICKED UP A BROOM AND STARTED SWEEPING AT THE CLUB! CERTIFIED LEDGE!!!

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“We’re trying to break into this fashion world. There’s a lot of bitch faces in this industry. Most of the time, the person is just shy and the bitch face is not real. But sometimes it’s real. Sometimes it’s really real.”