#its coffee

[tracynade]

dont understand why anyone would order home from starbucks,,,, just,,, boil water lol

[khizhina]

https://www.instagram.com/p/By6y8Huhxef/

[i-call-me-clarence]

Dad: Hey, you know those silver things I take to work everyday?

Me: What?

Dad: The things next to the flour in the kitchen??

Me: *understanding nothing but not wanting to say ‘what’ again* Yeah

Dad: There’s Silencer in them. Should be piping hot.

Me: *intrigued af* Silencer? Like...? *like a gun??? Piping hot??? Like STOLEN?? What sort of silver things—?!?*

Dad: The coffee we literally got yesterday? Called Silencer??

So anyways I have hot coffee out of nowhere and right when I needed it. I mean I thought I was being pulled into a Julian Bashir-esque spy conspiracy for a moment, but coffee is just as well

[gownsandriches]

Hi I might need to bail/cancel a date today plz give me a good reason to tell him

[renmyr]

Don't let my knockoff Stanley cup fool you, I do not have water in there

[thesansanti]

Have you ever made the perfect substitution? Like tonight I was gonna make tea but I only had these roasted beans so I ground those down and let those steep in hot water... its like the best drink ever 🤭

[milkisanabomination]

someone was cooking

[teasandcardigans]

hot girl shit is taking your meds with the exact thing that requires you to be on medication in the first place ✌🏼😌