Feb 28
something something fishnet friday
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something something fishnet friday
moar harvey doodles
Like... when I'm pointing out that a recipe image is AI, the purpose is not to shame them for posting AI, because even people who are familiar with the tells will sometimes fall for it.
I want you to have reasonable expectations about your food.
Because when I see this:
I remember this:
Which was a full decade prior to AI-based misinformation, and just how many people were pissed off that the Pinterest post misled them.
And even more-working in a craft store during the Pinterest heyday:
"We want to make this." Shows a picture of:
-a marimo moss ball terrarium in a light bulb.
-a resin-treated natural wooden shelf with glow in the dark resin in the cracks
-a really complex diorama made using museum grade resin and hand-painted figures by a miniatures artist
...to name a few.
"I'm sorry, but we do not carry (unfinished wood pieces, light reactive resin powders, live marimo moss balls, museum grade resin). Is there a tutorial attached with a materials list? No? I'm sorry, we don't have those. You can make something like this with what we have, but it won't turn out the same as in the photo. You want it exactly like the photo? I'm sorry, we can't special order these items, they're not featured on our list of vendors. I'm sorry, no, I don't know where to get them. Oh, you want me to walk you through the steps of making it since there's no tutorial? I can really only guess, but it looks like... oh, you want someone who knows for sure? I'm sorry, but no one here is terribly familiar with the process. You might see if you can reverse image search and find the source of the image. You say you want to speak to my manager? You say I'm being rude to you? You say I should be going out of my way to make you happy? You say you'll leave a 1 star review?..."
Etc.
If you ask a bartender to make you the 'celestial milkshake' and show them the photo, they are going to go through the same course that I just went through, but with mixology. They are going to explain that cotton candy dissolves when put in liquid, that edible glitter doesn't look like that, that the liquers listed in the recipe don't interact well, and that the image you have given them is essentially concept art by someone who has never even worn an apron.
Having reasonable expectations for your food is not by any means shaming you for falling for AI. It is saving you the embarrassment and them the frustration.
Guess who the main character is on vibe alone!
They are all Candidates in The Mrs. Klaus Selection, my indie novel out now!
season 1 redraws
You think my ao3 history features wild smut??
Well get ready for tags like: domestic fluff, soft Arthur Pendragon, First Kiss and huddling for warmth
Just two dudes taking a walk. A normal walk. With NO homoerotic undertones. None. Zero undertones.