#its phil

[sargent-major-jane]

when you love only four things and they are your horse, your weapons, your real estate value, and the Angel of Death Himself

[moonsreachingoutstars]

why is this man wearing sparkly plimsolls

stop him

[peepeemcree]

@funnymanthedankest

[phursonas]

whomst is dan sharing his 4G with

[rawpastas]

If you had to say that you related to any bones in the ocean character, which one would it be?

You get 3 guesses, and as help you can look at my pfp and my vent posts

[yonpote]

when i was skimming thru ywgttn again, i got to the breathing part and obv the joke title is "You are now aware of your own breathing" and dan tells an anecdote about "i always hated it when someone would make me aware of my breathing" and im just like. you mean phil. youre talking about phil. youre talking about phil is not on fire.

[libdemdisaster]

[fergus in prison AU headcanons]

2015-2016 after the election, so no longer an MP

5 months (followed by another 5 on parole)

in for: assault occasioning actual bodily harm

basically he beat up phil smith (who definitely provoked him)

used close combat techniques he learned in the army (not good. didn’t work in his favour in court)

phil claims he broke his elbow but its only badly sprained ok

phil cried like a baby and then sued him

turns out phil’s uncle is a really good lawyer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[guyliner-appreciation]

baby phil