#its so embarrasing

[wordfather]

the king keeps flirting with the jester and making him blush and stumble and drop all his juggling balls onto the floor so they scatter everywhere and his bells are jingling so fucking loud as he runs all over the place to grab them

[ellearts]

NOOOOOOO KAT STOP KAAAAAT

[hope-less-aromantic]

does anyone know how long it takes for cuts on the face to heal?

I face planted whilst running and I have prom in 2 weeks so I'm in a slight crisis rn

[truetogaia]

ppl who suddenly feel so high and mighty, enough to be rude a holes to everyone, when their content starts getting popular icks me out so bad.

[surgeratesfucko]

just finished an essay.. its absolute shit should i edit it a little or just turn it in now

[putrefactive-boy]

📏?? :D

thanks so much for the ask, man!

📏  - how tall are you?

,,,,,,,,,,, 5′2″

[fratboykate]

“There are days when it feels like you’re looking through a keyhole at the world. When a tiny hiccup feels like a tsunami of impossible bile. And the fog is so thick, it engulfs view. I’ll try and breathe, but today might belong to the fog. Be well be kind.”

This would get laughed at by a 5th grade English teacher. A wholeass grown man really sat on his phone and typed that. You know what that's called? Professional clownery.

[devilhopping]

I love post 2000s music videos cos they be like *cuts to a guy looking really cool while playing guitar* *there is no guitar in the song*