#its whumpy bby

[elijah-wilfred-boyle]

Please send your goodest delivery boy

Darius x reader

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Reader adores the tiny Abominations with their whole heart and when they find one keen on delivering things they quickly discover a secret that their boyfriend Darius has been trying to keep.

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*nervous laughter* hey everyone....

so I know that this isn't an update to Literal Perfection and I know that you've all been asking me for updates, but I've realised that I can't write a story with interconnecting chapters so I will be abandoning the story I had and will probably just write one shots and do requests from now on, I'm so sorry to everyone who enjoyed my story but is just so difficult to write it; I haven't updated the story since November and I don't even know how to begin writing chapter 3 so I won't, if anyone wants to take ownership of Literal Perfection and write it instead then that's perfectly (haha) fine, just dm me and we'll sort it out, thanks for being so patient with me, love you all,

Now, onto the story :)

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"Darling" came the exasperated sigh of your lovely boyfriend Darius, "you can't keep the Abominations, I need them!"

You didn't respond to him, instead cooing gently over the tiny goop creatures, watching them stumble around and pick things up, bring them to you like an offering.

Darius groaned pinching the bridge of his nose and drew a circle in the air, recalling the small Abominations and making them dissappear.

You looked back at him, "Hey! Bring them back, I was playing with them!"

Darius glared at you, "my dear you are not a child, and they are not playthings."

"They're my babies! Our children, we created them!"

"No I created them to do jobs for me, not for you to coo over!"

You crossed your arms and rolled your eyes, "fine, whatever, I'll see you later Darius.", you said and left the room.

It was a few days after this conversation that you decided that you needed to see the baby Abominations again, that you would die if you didn't, and the Titan must have owed you a favour because you found one strolling through the corridors of the Coven holding a letter addressed to Raine.

You followed after it from a distance, not wanting to startle it, you didn't even know if you could, and after it delivered its note, you walked over to it.

"Hello little baby," you addressed it, your voice soft and high pitched.

You bent over to pick it up, nearly squealing when it lifted its tiny stubby arms to you.

You walked back to yours and Darius' shared room, carrying the abomination in your arms, and sat down on the plush bed.

"Aren't you just the best delivery creature?", you cooed at it, cuddling the thing gently, "do you have anything to deliver to me?"

You watched the creation look around the room before it climbed down your hands and slithered off the bed, travelling over to the chest of drawers that stood opposite to you.

It climbed up the wooden structure and looked around before stumbling over the the wooden box that housed Darius' jewellery.

You continued to observe the creature as it opened the lid of the box and closed it again, laughing as it repeated this step multiple times, but you stop laughing when a small compartment opens on the side of the box.

You got off the bed and went over to investigate, picking up the baby and placing it on your shoulder before lifting the box in your hand.

Inside the compartment was a small jewellery box, it was pale blue and tied in a small navy ribbon.

You untie the ribbon and open the box, what was in the box made you freeze; it was a ring, a white gold ring with small crystals on it and a gem of your favourite colour on top.

You take the ring out of the box and examine it closer, there was an engraving on the inside of the ring, "13/7/19X- The Broken Bone at Sundown".

A wide smile broke out across you face, "Our first date", you whispered, pure adoration dripping from your words.

You looked back at the tiny abomination, "thank you little baby."

You put the ring back in its box and closed it, you were about to retie the ribbin when the door opened and Darius walked in.

He had his mouth open about to say something but it closed when he say the box in your hands.

He slammed the door shut with his heel and snatched the box from you hands, startling you greatly.

"Did you open this?", he questioned you, raising his voice almost in anger.

You stood there in shock for a moment before nodding.

Darius then saw the abomination attached to his shoulder and his eyebrows furrowed, "Did you ask that to bring you this?".

'Why is he so mad?', you wondered, 'it's not like you'd never find out about it.'

"No", you started slowly, "I just asked if they had anything to deliver to me and they showed me the ring", your grin returned and your cheeks darkened, "when were going to propose?"

"I wasn't, well I was, but not with this ring, it's too small for your finger", Darius admitted, fidgeting with the box and, quite uncharacteristically, looking very nervous.

You walked over to him and wrapped your arms around him, resting your head on his shoulder.

You heard him sigh and wrap his arms around you, "I had been planning this for awhile, Darling, I was going to take to the Broken Bone and propose to you there, but then the ring arrived and it wasn't the right size, so I couldn't, I had to wait until the new one arrived, I thought I had done a good job of hiding this one but clearly not."

"Aww, Darius", you said fondly, before replaying some of what he said in your mind, "wait how did you know the ring was too small? Did you measure my hand or something?"

Darius went red with embarrassment, "You and Rain have very similar hand sizes okay? I didn't want to ruin the surprise by asking you so I had to improvise!"

You chuckled softly at him, this man he was such a goof sometimes.

You took the box back from him and smiled, "Well I'm not going to let you put this to waste."

You sat back on the bed and Darius followed suite, watching as you retrieved the ring and drew a circle around it, making the band glow orange and shift in shape.

The piece of jewellery dropped back into your hand, no longer an engagement ring, but now a simple earring.

You turned to Darius, "I know you don't have your ears pierced, but, will you accept this clamp earring and make me the luckiest witch on the Boiling Isles by marrying me?"

Darius' eyes glossed over and he scrunched up his face as if he were about to cry and nodded, "yeah, I will marry you Darling."

You smiled and turned his face to the side, attaching the jewellery to his lobe and clamping it in place, then Darius pulled you in by your shoulders and kissed you softly.

You sighed against him and pulled back, still grinning.

"I'm still proposing to you though, I've been planning this for too long to just not go along with it."

"How long have you been planning this, can I ask?"

Darius stared at you and them looked at the floor, "Uh, since our second date?"

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may or may not be writing a Dadrius fic

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Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

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Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

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enjoy my creation

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Literal Perfection

A Darius Deamonne x Reader fanfiction

Hey all Whumpy Whumper here reposting this chapter.

This is not a new chapter.

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The streets of Bonesborough were empty as you trudged home, your limbs felt like lead and you were tired.

You’ve been tired for a while though, so it didn’t matter much.

Work was long, but then again it always is. You always try to work for as long as you can, it felt stabilising, almost like splitting yourself in two; one of you for work, and the other for when you’re not working.

You exit the town and walk through the small surrounding forest, tracking mud into your boots with each step you took.

You continued to walk up the familiar dirt path until you reached a small area of smaller houses. Most of the houses there were run down or destroyed, only two houses still stood; the house you shared with your friend Raine and the house which seemed to be a hangout place for young witches.

You walked through the overgrown shrubbery, waving at the group of teens as you did before stopping in your tracks. An abomination was stood outside your house.

You looked back at the group; they all shrugged their shoulders when you gestured to the creature.

Groaning loudly, you walk up to your house, opening the door and entering, the abomination followed suite.

You heard talking as you entered and found Raine sat with your brother and sister-in-law, discomfort clear in their expression and posture.

“Hey?”, you questioned, everyone’s eyes found you, “what’s going on?”

Raine stood up quickly, saying goodbye to your ‘guest’ and walked out the door, where they were off to you didn’t know.

You sat down in the seat they had previously occupied and half smiled at your family.

“Alador, Odalia, a lovely surprise. What can I do for you?”, you asked, trying to be as polite as possible.

Odalia smiled stiffly at you, “Oh, well, you know we love to stop by and check up on you, dear.”

You raised your eyebrow slightly at her comment; you hadn’t seen your family since Amity’s tenth birthday about five years ago.

“Well, I’m doing great.”, you responded, frustration starting to rise when you saw Odalia open her mouth.

“Are you though? You’re not working a fair job, your house is practically falling apart, you live in an atrocious area and your roommates is rarely here! Did you not see how quickly he left?”

“Firstly, Raine’s pronouns are they and them”, you huff, “secondly, I’m doing fine; my house isn’t falling apart, this area is fine, I choose how I work myself so it is fair and Raine is a Coven head, they always leave for the Bard Coven at this time.”

For the first time since they had arrived, Alador spoke up, “We’re simply worried about you, are we not allowed to worry for our family?”

“Why are you here? I want the real answer.”, you demanded, sick of whatever game they were playing.

Odalia’s face quickly turned sour as she glared at you. “Edric, Emira and Amity are starting to get interested in spending time with you. And, because you’re family, we are letting them. However, I do want them looking up to someone, worthwhile. Currently, you are not that. Which is why we came here today; we have an offer for you!”

You stared at your sister-in-law for a moment before motioning for her to continue.

“As you know, Blight Industries is a big part of the Abominations Society and because of this we are able to speak directly to the Abominations Coven, though we mostly refrain from doing so. Well, the Headwitch is looking for a new assistant and we, being as generous as we are, put your name in to be considered for an interview Nd, you were! Your interview with the Headwitch is in two days.”

You stared at Odalia, speechless, your brain fruitlessly trying to process what was just said to you.

“Wait, wait, wait,” you began, waving your hands slightly, “you got me a job interview? With the Headwitch of the Abominations Coven? Why?”

“We already told you why.”

“No, no, I get that,” you replied, “I just don’t understand why you went through the efforts of getting me that interview.”

Odalia smiles at you and you felt a shiver run down your spine, “because we care about you, isn’t that reason enough?”

After that the two stood to leave, you followed them to the door, waving them off and shutting the door.

The whole room seemed to swim as you just stood there, but you quickly took a hold of yourself.

You knew what they were doing, it was obvious but you did feel grateful for them, this job could do you well.

You sigh and run your hands over your head, you were tired.

You were also hungry but you ignored it, it wasn’t important.

So, you go off to bed, getting dressed and climbing in. You were just about to drift off when you heard your crow cawing.

You reach over and grab the bird, holding it to your ear as you answered it.

“Hello?”

“Hi!”, the shrieks of you niece and nephew came from the other side and you could vaguely hear Amity shushing her siblings.

“Hey you three, what’s going on?”

Edric and Emira quickly began to talk over each other, excitedly telling you about their day.

“So, what did you think of mom and dad’s surprise?”, Edric asked.

You hummed slightly, “It was nice, I guess. A new job would probably be good for me.”

You continued to talk you your nieces and nephew for a little while longer; Amity complaining about how she lost her gold star to someone named ‘Willow’, but then they needed to go, they said their goodbyes, promising to talk to you again soon.

You let your crow fly away and lay back down, staring at your ceiling.

You thought back to Odalia and your job offer; your interview was in two days-

Wait, two days?

“Shit!”, you yelp, tumbling out of bed, “I’ve got a job interview in two days!”

You run over to your wardrobe and clothes drawer, looking through it for something nice to wear for it.

Pulling out various outfits and throwing them onto your bed, you realised something else.

“I’m getting interviewed to be the assistant to the Headwitch of the Abominations Coven by the Headwitch of the Abominations Coven. Titan, I need to pick out something really nice or he won’t even glance at me.”

You continue to search through your clothes, you sorted them into three piles; Alright, Guess, No and Titans, No.

Most of your clothes were in the last two piles. In fact, you only had one thing in you ‘Alright’ pile; a dress.

You felt yourself cringe as you looked it over, you hadn’t worn it in a while, you didn’t know if you wanted to wear it, you don’t know why you even kept it, but it was the only thing you owned that was nice enough for this.

You hung the dress up beside your mirror and examined it, checking for holes or stains, you don’t know why you checked it, you had only ever worn it once.

You felt static in your ears as you thought of that night.

You had worn it to go to an event with your brother, Odalia had just had Amity so you offered to go in her place, and it was nice for the most part. However, during the night, someone said something to you that made you feel awful.

For most of the night, you simply talked to other upper-class witches, they were all so interested in the fact that you were a Blight, when it happened.

Someone had walked past you, and put their arm on your waist, this startled you and you had quickly turned to face them, but when you did the person just smiled.

“Well, well, well, aren’t you a sight! You’ll be fun to take home!”

The rest of the night was a blur for you, you just remembered sticking close to Alador until you both left.

You shuddered, that was the first and last time you wore the dress, it was also the last time you went to an event with your family. You looked over the dress again, suddenly hating it. Why couldn’t you just wear the stupid dress? That comment was made years ago! It doesn’t matter anymore! You’re just overreacting like always!

You felt tears run down you face and breathing became difficult. Your legs felt like jelly and you fell, you couldn’t breath. You drew a fast circle in the air and the dress promptly caught fire, purple silk turning black and then disappearing.

You stare at the place your dress hung, trying to even out your breaths, the mirror had black smoke stains on it.

After you became calm enough, you stood back up, wiping your face with your shirt.

“Well, now I really don’t have anything to wear.” You whispered to yourself jokingly.

You shuffled through your clothes before just giving up and deciding to buy a new outfit tomorrow.

You sigh tiredly and flop onto your bed, falling asleep before you even hit your pillow.

[elijah-wilfred-boyle]

could you imagine the Madrigal kids just quoting vines during tense moments?

Like there's an argument brewing at dinner and it's just like:

Madrigals: *sitting in a tense silence*

Camilo, looking over at Delores: Road work ahead?

Delores, trying not to laugh: uh, yeah I sure hope it does

The rest of the kids just start dying laughing and everyone else is like

😐

[elijah-wilfred-boyle]

Literal Perfection

Chapter 6.

Welcome the chapter 6 the one where Darius and the reader finally do things,

CW: shit gets steamy, but no actual smut happens yet, I'm saving that for later ;)

enjoy this and I'll see you when chapter 7 eventually comes out.

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Living with the Abominations Covenhead was.... interesting to say the least.

You did your duties all the same, you went to meetings, made up Darius' schedules, booked his appointments, even did the housework, but Darius began to get a little more, affectionate, with you as of lately.

It started off tame enough, pet names instead of your actual name, standing a little closer to you than usual, constant praise and compliments, and then it became lingering touches, late night talks and longing looks.

But today, really set a different tone to what you believed was a strictly professional relationship.

"Here, I've got a gift for you." A lilac box with a deep purple bow was placed in front of you, the covenhead waiting patiently for you to open it, hand behind his back.

"Oh, thank you." You stutter, quickly taking the box and pulling the ribbon off, inside was a beautiful mauve cloak with gold embroidery at the bottom, you were shocked by the extremely generous gift, "I- Headwitch this is beautiful, are you sure you want me to have it?"

"Of course, something told me you'd like it and I guess they were right." He grinned at you before moving around the desk to stand you up, "Come on up you get, you need to try it on!"

You laugh in shock as you're hauled to your feet by Darius and the cloak is tied securely to you, Darius turns you in a circle, "Oh, beautiful, you look stunning darling."

Your faced darkened as you laughed embarrassed, "Darius stop, thank you for the cloak, but only for the cloak, I don't appreciate the compliments you know I don't."

The Headwitch leaned on your desk and sighed, "Oh one day I'll get you to appreciate my compliments, maybe you'll even give me one back?"

"In your dreams." You challenged with a smile.

That night you had been invited to dinner with your brother and his family and while you were sat in the main room with your nieces and nephew, Amity rolled over to you and stared at you.

You glanced down at the witch suspiciously, "What's up Mittens?"

"I heard a bit of gossip recently", she began moving closer to you, "Do you want to hear it?"

You nod, never one to deny gossip.

"Well, the rumours is that you and Headwitch Darius are in a relationship, is it true?"

You blink twice, "Uh, it isn't, where'd you hear that from?"

She shrugged, "just some kids at Hexside, but you and Darius would make a really cute couple, just saying."

You laugh and feel your face get warm, "Really? I don't know, maybe."

It was a nice thought, and something that could happen.

'It could happen', you thought to yourself.

The next day you and Darius were working in silence when you suddenly asked, "Who chose the layout of the Coven House?"

Darius glanced up at you quizzically, "I did, why do you like it?"

You hummed, "Opposite actually, I think its horrendous."

You grin to yourself as you hear him gasp in offense, "Excuse you! This is the most glamorous Coven building, it is filled with the finest-"

You laugh loudly as Darius scowls at you, "its so easy to get you riled up, it's funny." You lean back in your chair and smile at him, "I don't think it's horrendous, the majority of the Coven is beautiful, your office however is a modern catastrophe, nothing here matches with the rest of the Coven's aesthetic."

"Oh and you know so much about interior decorating do you?" Darius stood from his desk moved to yours, leaning on the dark wooden desk, "Then go on my darling, enlighten me."

"I know about interior decorating because that's what I did before I became your assistant, and I don't want you to change anything, your office is so very you, it just sticks out like a sore thumb compared to the rest of the place, but I do like some parts of it."

The Covenhead raised an eyebrow in interest, "Oh? And which parts may that be?"

You suddenly felt very brave as you rose from your chair and leaned closer to him, "Well for one, I like you, and that couch."

Darius' eyes widened in shock before a smirk rested on his face, "Oh, do you now? Well, I can think of a few things we could do on the couch, if you'd like?"

You didn't say anything, just pulled him closer and pressed your lips to his, he immediately kissed back, groaning into your mouth, his hands resting on your waist.

You pulled back slightly and whispered a quiet "couch" before you lifted up and placed onto the plush seating, Darius pressing kisses onto your face and neck the entire time.

You made quick work of your buttoned shirt, practically ripping the fabric off of you and throwing it down, and Darius dove down to kiss and lick at the now exposed skin, you were becoming a moaning mess beneath him as he trailed lower and lower to the edge of your trousers, when suddenly the door to his office swung open.

"Holy Titan!", Hunter had walked in.

"Oh sweet Titan!" You yelled and wrapped your arms around yourself.

Darius had quickly summoned a wall of abomination matter and slammed the door shut, "Hunter! Get out!"

The two sat in silence for a moment before Darius rubbed a hand down his face, "Fuck, well, I guess were done that for the moment, now I've got to deal with my son."

He stood up and handed you your shirt, with you put on just as fast as you took it off, "lets try not to get interrupted next time, yeah?" You couldn't tell if you were joking or not, but the smile Darius gave you all but confirmed that your little couch session was far from over.

You watched him walk out of the office and look down at Hunter before he shut the door and you were left alone.

"Fuck", you whispered, "I'm in love with him."

[elijah-wilfred-boyle]

I'm obsessed with the energy of the Stranger Things fandom cause we're so painfully aware that Eddie isn't going to survive s4 that were like,

"when Eddie dies.."

"if Eddie lives"

it's so fucking funny and sad at the same time