#itsamystere

[elfmaidenofmirkwood]

Also you missed my brilliant impression of a turtle stuck on its back while I lounge in this wheelbarrow

My sister asked me to turtle for a photo. The things I do for an apple. Also this wheelbarrow is surprisingly comfy. Screw lawnchairs

[elfmaidenofmirkwood]

I also have tree ripened organic apples picked five seconds ago by my sister because I wanted apples

My friends are all losers. I'm just going to hang out with my sister and her friend. The apples are delicious btw. You all suck for not being here.

[elfmaidenofmirkwood]

Also I am laying on too narrow and to short of a platform and there is nothing to lever myself back up on

I am still sober because apparently I'm a tank. But i cannot get up during to physics. Please help. Invent teleportation and help. I will give strawberry wine, peach schnapps or raspberry Sourpuss in return. I feel like a bettle. And I don't mean the band.

[elfmaidenofmirkwood]

I have half a liter of Strawberry wine left and an almost full moon and stars on a beautiful night and a bonfire and no friends to share it with because they are all dinks and on islands or in the GTA or don't have cars. You're all dinks.

[elfmaidenofmirkwood]

Get off of me you strange violent man.

Kexatnobody

[elfmaidenofmirkwood]

Your armpit is warm but surprisingly comfy

Kexatnobody to Itsamystere

[elfmaidenofmirkwood]

I AM NOT BUDDHA! You don't rub me for good luck!

Itsamystere It's con season, need I say more.

[elfmaidenofmirkwood]

Don't throw anything at me, I have a knife! Why do you always want to throw things at me when I'm using knives?

Kexatnobody to itsamystere