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How on earth does one fuck up that badly?

You don’t wait for the lady who drives the forklift to come and lift it off the truck.

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artemis-simetra replied to your post “They dropped the fucking pallet.”

Need a sympathetic ear?

Need to win the lottery. :)

I can’t even tell you what the dispatcher said to being told that the pallet crashed off the back of the truck. I really can’t because there was nothing on the other end of that line but silence. That pallet was worth about as much as a new Toyota Tundra. 

I’m home and going to have a hot bath after a bad day.

[archadianskies]

1, 3, 6, 7, 8, 13, 23!

(Ask Meme)

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.

I was four and it was Ferngully and I loved it SO INTENSELY. I have fond memories of it because my grandfather bought a watercolor set for me and he’d sit and paint some of the scenery and teach me.

3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.

A boy in uni I met who had an overlapping class with me. It was an intense kind of, short-lived relationship but everything happened so quickly, so passionately. We parted ways when he left to go hiking and do charity work in Cambodia.

6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.

The birthday itself went well but the aftermath didn’t. On my 25th my friends had this goal to get me as plastered as possible and I had to be half carried down the stars from the rooftop bar. The next morning I had a hangover unlike anything ever experienced before.

7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.

My weight gain as of late. I mean, I like to think I’m secure in my appearance now but offhanded comments and crippling self doubt make it feel like a losing battle.

8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.

Back in 2012 when I participated in an international fashion show. It was my first big show after graduating, and before I got my job as a runway co-ordinator. Everything was new and exciting.

13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.

It was weird and messy and awkward and rather forgettable. 

23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.

That time a girl snuck her number into my pocket when I was cosplaying Ronald Knox because she thought I was a boy. I texted her to politely tell her as such and she was all :C 

Her loss, man. 

[archadianskies]

Evening! I have a friend who has such bad dry/tight skin on the back of their head that it gives them a headache. Do you have any recommendations? I should also add that they don't have a lot of money to spend.

Coconut oil everything. But if it’s something to do with their scalp they may want to see a doctor for a general checkup to make sure it’s not something else.

[elfmaidenofmirkwood]

There, now you have no eyes.If you can't use your eyes appropriately they will be taken from you.

Artemis-simetra, context is for the weak.

Wow, they’re all gorgeous!

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Thank you! :D

[elfmaidenofmirkwood]

I have half a liter of Strawberry wine left and an almost full moon and stars on a beautiful night and a bonfire and no friends to share it with because they are all dinks and on islands or in the GTA or don't have cars. You're all dinks.

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artemis-simetra replied to your photo:Publishing this fanmail because I know some people...

Also, my face kind of… Eats makeup.

artemis-simetra replied to your photo:Publishing this fanmail because I know some people...

Ah, merci! I’m having a little trouble with highlighting though, mostly because I am so pale that I literally have to use white cream shadow for it.

Use a soft pearlescent shimmer, not white cream! Highlighter’s aren’t meant to be stripes of white, it’s supposed to reflect certain parts of the skin.