Sep 8, 2013
Evan are you drunk tumblin RN?
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Evan are you drunk tumblin RN?
It's so wonderful coming home to a city full of friends whom I love whole-heartedly.
Hugs and kisses to all the cuties I've seen over the past few days.
Coming home would be nothing without your company.
itsaschmalzworld replied to your post: “I thought I understood it, that I could grasp it, but I didn’t, not really. Only the smudgeness of it; the pink-slippered, all-containered, semi-precious eagerness of it. I didn’t realize it would sometimes be more than whole, that the wholeness was a rather luxurious idea. Because it’s the halves that halve you in half. I didn’t know, don’t know, about the in-between bits; the gory bits of you, and the gory bits of me.
YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY FELICITY
YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU
If there is anything that I learned from today it is that Evan and I literally make a perfect best friend team at doing EVERYTHING- texting each other randomly to remind the other that we miss them, relaying sad truths to the world by means of stand-up comedy, actually ruling the world, outlawing school but making Taco Bell mandatory, attempting to set people up with one another...
Maybe it's the fact that I'm getting sick and am also currently stuck in a glass case of emotions that is making me feel all these feels right now. Yeah, that's definitely it... I get weepy and emotional when I'm sick. But anyways, Evan literally never fails to be the best friend a person could ask for... and actually just the best person ever in general so
EVAN SCHMALZ APPRECIATION POST 2012
I decorated cupcakes at work today. One was a basketball, one was the Batman symbol, and one was a little turtle on the beach. You have to see them; they look cool!
Evan Schmalz
I am pretty sure God inceptioned me and put it into my head because we both know I am incapable of deep thoughts.
Evan Schmalz on how he came up with his ingenious theory on the movie "Like Crazy"
Wakey-Wakey.
*Evan calls me*
Me: *grunts*
Evan: *grunts*
Me: *ughhrghh*
Evan: Are you up?
Me: *grunts*
Evan: Get up.
Me: Are you up?
Evan: No.
Me: Get up!
Evan: *grunts*
Me: See you soon.
Evan: *grunts*
*End of phone call*
Hey, everyone! Here's my weekly Popsicle Stand video. I missed last week. I could blame it on the 4th of July, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't forget to film something. Anyway. Tell your friends! Or not...This one actually isn't anything special...so...Here ya go!