#itsnothard

[intentionallysustainable]

Wow, I'm fully loving these promo pics guys! This one is thanks to Jeylan who is looking pretty darn eco-stylish at work...go gal!♻️👑😍 Please keep these coming, they make my day! #eco #queen #style #bamboo #flask #waterbottle #herbaltea #coffee #reusablecup #sustainable #shopsmarter #onlineshopping #reduce #reuse #recycle #ocean #pollution #nature #saveouroceans #sea #shopping #awareness #pollution #youcandoit #itsnothard #boom

[peachymcplumperton-blog]

Let’s talk about dick pics, guys.

You’re probably expecting this to be a rant about how annoying it is when guys send unsolicited dick pics. And while that is annoying and will definitely not have the desired effect, that’s not what this post is about. 

I want to talk about the quality of dick pics. I like dicks and I like pics of dicks. But I’m so tired of bad dick pics. Guys generally put little to no thought into the quality of the dick pic, all they care about is making sure their dick looks as big as possible. What they don’t realize is that, with a little thought and effort, they could greatly increase the chances that this seduction tactic will actually work. Here are the top mistakes guys make when taking a dick pic:

1. Holding the camera under your dick and shooting up. From this angle your dick looks like a fucking skyscraper and I don’t want it anywhere near me. It just looks ridiculous. Seriously. Stop it. 

2. Taking a picture of JUST your dick. Give me some context - I want to see your leg, your stomach, and even better would be your hand wrapped around it, from a normal fucking angle. 

3. Starting out with a dick pic. Sometimes subtle is better. Start slowly. Tease me. Leave something to the imagination. Show me your bulge, grab it through your pants, tell me how hard I make you. Make me ask you for it. Nobody does that, but they should. It’s fucking hot. Am I right, ladies? 

4. Holding objects next to your dick to indicate the length or girth. I’m sure there are some size queens out there that will be excited by that, but I don’t know any. Most women (around 75%!) can not have an orgasm from penetrative sex alone so it doesn’t matter how big your dick is anyway. Do you have fingers? Take a picture of those instead. And repeat after me…clitoral stimulation. 

It’s not that difficult guys, really. Get creative. For more help, check out the A grade dicks over at @critiquemydickpic.  If you want a personal critique, send me a message. But be prepared for brutal honesty. And ladies, let me hear your gripes about dick pics. 

[wholefoodveganpantry]

THE SALAD DRESSING 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 AVO WHIP. 4 avocados, juice of 1 lime, 1/2 cup filtered water - whip in blender and put it on everything 🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑 I love when there's a reason to use the avo emoji 🥑#whatveganseat #familyfood #itsnothard @lonijane ebook inspired

[kmko23]

Pick one! #easypeasy #itsnothard #doit #justdoit #please #thankyou #kmktalks (at Jersey City, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bbvj6W1Ba-m/?utm_medium=tumblr

[momwhatsfordinner]

Day 2 of my cleanse and I'm already feeling SO much better. Those vacation indulgences had me feeling bloated, lethargic, and all around icky. No regrets though because it just reignites my flame and reminds me why I do what I do. . I love that it's super easy to still make sure my husband is fed during this time. I just make his spicy ramen with chicken 🤷‍♀️ #itsnothard . If you want a quick way to get back on track this is it. I like starting my clients on this because it's a quick way to get rid of the sugar addiction. Getting all that out of your system helps jumpstart you into healthy habits. I also highly recommend after holidays. Indulge.. but then get it all out and start fresh again. These kits sell out every year so if you are looking for a post holiday or post vacation hmu asap. . . . . #vacation #cancersurvivor #teamnourish #author #yogateacher #yogi #freespirit #wanderlust #seetheworld #adopted #blacksheep #iloveplants #animallover #thanksgiving (at United States) https://www.instagram.com/p/CH3VAZUAmh8/?igshid=1pa90kv4d8tjl

[kayeway]

Seen on my way home from work.. #washyourdamnhands #wearamask #itsnothard https://www.instagram.com/p/CF0p2ssF_3X/?igshid=1mc4a0271qjat

[no--more--regrets]

Yard work DONE! Well...passable so I don’t get an HOA fine. 😒 My watch only counted it as like 6 minutes of exercise but I swear, just re-wiring the weed eater, just to have it never start, was worth the full 30 minutes! Anyway, outside is presentable, now on to the kitchen. 😅 #getmoving #sundaycleaning #yardwork #itsnothard #butitsdumb #sweaty #backsweat #waisttrainer https://www.instagram.com/p/CD9EGt9F-vc/?igshid=1wzblfqsnamn1

[elleyoungessentials]

The internet never disappoints. #legallyblonde #mask #ItsNotHard #ThatsWhatSheSaid #ImmaStop https://www.instagram.com/p/CCH2XOJJv2i/?igshid=rmo4kxdogiu