#itsyaboisteve

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Reddesin got me into Vampire Masquerade: Bloodhunt, and I dragged my brother @itsyaboisteve into it, too... so here's some matching fancy gremlins for yall!!

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My brother: *selects Corvus* "You know what we need?"

Me, thinking: Shirtless Corvus...

Brother, out-loud: "Shirtless Corvus."

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Trying to play GTA, with my father playing behind me as my brother shows him the ropes...

All I heard was, "I need gas," followed by a large explosion.

...he drove into the gas station........

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RE6:

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it happened again...

(it was a Pig w/ NoED... I was the only one she ever caught (until NoED, obv), and I managed to wear one single hat thru the whole game, until it killed me in the collapse.)

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things to note:

- A, that Chris is not my real-life brother (he’s the Yun-Jin) - B, the Leon is console and can’t hear a damn thing we’re saying - C, we all died to the cowboy that round.....

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Me, the Bangalore, after failing to guard the door to the house: "There's a Lifeline, and Wraith! coming up the stairs! Run!"

My brother, the Pathfinder: *hiding in a small room in the corner* "I can't!"

Wraith: *kicks open his door*

Him, sitting on the toilet: "Please don't kill me I'm constipateeeedd-"

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Me: *reading off Survivor descriptions/flavor text* "Cheryl... 'Her personal Perks, Soul Guard, Blood Pact & Repressed Alliance, allow her to survive through immense hardship, stay in contact with team members, and plan objectives.'"

Brother: "Her greatest perk is being adorable."