This just happened:
My dog: *innocently licks paw*
Me: That’s cute.
Dog: *starts licking the wall*
Me: ...that’s weird.
Dog: *gives me a look that clearly says WELL, FUCK YOU HUMAN, YOU ARE CURRENTLY LISTENING TO RELAXING VIKING MUSIC WHILE PRETENDING YOU’RE BEING INTERVIEWED ABOUT A NOVEL YOU’LL NEVER ACTUALLY PUBLISH*













