i just read ditd and i have to say it was absolute fucking peak but i couldn't even enjoy it properly cause i was crying laughing at the livestream comments 😭
a list of my top-favorites:
"colonel can court-martial my hole ANYTIME"
"HE ENTERED THE STREAM AND HER CERVIX"
"colonel filling more than diplomatic positions tonight"
"he’s writing code on her womb DOT DOT DICK"
but for the parts i did manage to read without tears in my eyes were so scrumptious i actually will reread
choked on my tea at the picture, help 😭 ?????? livestream comments in DITD was my favourite thing to write, like really, it was so fun to be unhinged with them—all of my absurd thoughts came to the forefront on that one.













