#ive lost the plot

[multch]

So... He's 6' 3, impossibly strong, has a great sense of humour, is smart, and progressive?

I might just have to move to Derry...

[artralichoard]

Yall ever think about how awkward Vader probably was having to report Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi is finnally dead... but wth no body as proof...

Palpatine: So the princess escaped with a lowly criminal smuggler and an unknown and untrained jedi padawan?

Vader: yes. but they had help!

Palpatine: who?

Vader: ok dont get mad, but it was obi wan

Palpatine: HOW THE FUCK IS THAT LITTLE ORANGE COCKROACH STILL ALIVE!?

Vader: and thats the good news! I killed him master!

Palps: finally after all these years. Show me his body, i wish to gloat over it!

Vader: ....

Dried Raisin: what? You do have a body right?

Vader: about that-

Grandpalpy: oh for fucks- *sigh* did we not learn from the last time he was suposedly killed with no body confirmation?

[Ghost Cody: cackling]

Vader: ok but this time im sure! He vanished when i cut him down, leaving his saber and robes.

Darth sippycup: oh great and now hes running around naked! Just what i need! *ends call*

Vader, now with the image of his old master/father figure/brother running around the death star naked: if i could throw up i would.

[dogshi77t]

which ship is more unhealthy/toxic in your opinion

battenna / miketenna

spamtenna

Voting ended onFeb 8

[calebsbones]

hi ignore nathan he was an afterthought here but anyways ive been seeing more posts talking about kristine lately so here’s an oldish drawing on my interpretation of her ( ദ്ദി ˙ᗜ˙ )

[lilaccheese]

it's hurting me how much i love Raqio. the first months that i found out about them i literally physically could not think about anything but Raqio. even now (now that i've managed to make enough space in my mind to actually Think and Do Things) i just think about them all the time. i recently played just a bit of Gnosia, just 10 loops, and i was so severely biased in their favor every single time. i nearly ascended in an Engie game when a GA Raqio cooperated with me and kept me alive the entire game. i love them so much. every time i saw them on the screen i felt the physical urge to grab their genius little face and make out with them right then and there. every night conversation i had with them was like a date. to ME. seeing "Friend: Raqio" causes my brain to release absurd amounts of dopamine. even more if i see "Collaborator: Raqio". i offered Let's Collaborate to them and they agreed and i squealed. i love Raqio so much oh my god. im just trying to take a nap but i keep thinking about how nice it would be to have them in my arms. i can NOT wait until May. im gonna go crazy. ill lose it seriously ill become a different person and ill become god probably. or die. i dont know. im going crazy im positively bonkers im losing my marbles. my roof started sliding off and it turns out it has wheels. raqio. Raqio. Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio Raqio I CAN'TTTTTTTT I WANT TO LIVE IN A DINKY LITTLE APARTMENT TOGETHER BUT I ALSO WANT TO LIVE ON GLIESE TOGETHER RAQIO LET'S GO TO YOUR PLACE LET'S SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE LET'S GO ON A DATE TO THE MALL AND THE PARK AND A CAFE AND A RESTAURANT AND LET'S SEE MOVIES AND LET'S GO SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES OR GROCERIES AND LET'S GO TO A MUSEUM AND LET'S GO TO AN ART GALLERY AND LET'S GO TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK AND LET'S GO TO A PLANETARIUM AND AQUARIUM AND BOTANICAL GARDEN AND ZOO AND AUDIEJSHDHEJSHTHSJFJEJZIITIWIXIRIWIZITKSDKJRJSIFIEID LET'S GO ON A DATE!! A MILLION DATES!!! AND LET'S GET MARRIED AND AND AND AAHDHAHHDHRHZHDHDUDH RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO RAQIO

[papierboa]

[biscoffbunlover]

Dies

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[marciavalance]

part 6 of modern outsiders headcanons!!!

more under cut!

• Instead of the DX, Sodapop and Steve work at a QuikTrip gas station (The actual location of it is 2 blocks away from the Chick-fil-A Johnny works at surprisingly) (yes i’m using real locations for these)

• Ponyboy lives off of Panera charged lemonades. Darry tried to cut him off (after ppl started dying from them) but Ponyboy sneaks them

• The Hatman visits Johnny when he’s on some sort of hallucinogens

• Cherry drives an electric car, Marcia drives a green volkswagen beetle and Bev drives a blue jeep

• Two-Bit drives a 2005 red toyota camry that’s in a horrible condition

• Cherry and Marcia LOVE bath and body works

• Dally’s a D1 drunk driver

• Ponyboy yaps about his weird interests to Johnny (who actually listens to him without judging)

• Sodapop really loves crumbl cookies

• Johnny is saving up for a pair of golden goose shoes (he’ll never be able to afford it)

• Randy says “i was born in the wrong generation” and he longs for the 70s

• Chet, Brill, and Trip are one ice cream hair hive mind

• Bev says “i’m just a girl 🎀” after running 5 red lights or after making fun of minorities

• Sodapop stole one of those coca-cola freestyle machines and put it in the house. Darry let them keep it

• Two-bit online bets on football, he’ll make some stupid parlay and bet 100 dollars on it (he’s wins 30% of the time)

• Darry also online bets, but he makes bets that are almost guaranteed and only puts 10 dollars on it

• Marcia has an insanely high snapscore. It’s in the millions.

• Mrs and Mr Curtis used to take the brothers to great wolf lodge, Sodapop LOVED that place and on their third visit they found out about Pony’s OCD

• Two-Bit and Johnny vandalize Bob’s cybertruck every week

• Ponyboy is a film bro

• The gang loves going to Applebees, they’ll share two entrees and they’ll be so loud and annoying

• Marcia had a brat summer

(i’ve got a list of all my headcanons here!)