@ivorycarillon
[Tara’s scribbled over a deep-fried penpal letter template. to her credit it’s immaculate, creaseless and printed on crisp WSC stationery pilfered from Margaret Atwood’s desk. the first paragraph got inked over the WSC logo, but she’s filled some of the blanks in anyway.]
🏂🏂🏂🏂🏂
DEAR CAROLYN
My name is _______. I am 200 SOMETHING^I don’t fucking remember years old. I live in _______. (city) I study English at SAME PLACE AS YOU. My teacher’s name is MR BIGFOOT.
I like the color GREEN. My favorite TV show is SECURITY CAMERA FOOTAGE. I have MANY brothers and MORE sisters. My favourite greeting is SUH DUDESALUTATIONS.
Here is a picture of me:
[a dry neoprint sticker glued onto the blank square provided. it’s grainy and light-damaged but it’s definitely Tara, haloed by sparkly shooting stars and gold bubble letters that read BEST BABY. if Carolyn really squints they’ll be able to see her fishtail mullet. there’s someone beside her throwing up a peace sign, but their face has bleached beyond recognition.]
When you write back, I would love to know:
What is your favorite INSURANCE FRAUD PLAN? Do you have ANYTHING BETTER TO DO? Who is your MOST TRUSTED CORPORATION? What do you like about YOURSELF?
I can’t wait to hear from you!
Your friend, TARA
