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Ivy: Because my mamma raised me to be a lady, I know when and what fork to use at a formal dinner.

Ivy: Because she didn’t raise a fool, I know which artery to stick it in so you bleed out in one minute.

Some guy: Damn I was just trying to flirt with you! Crazy bitch.

Ivy: Oh, I have a girlfriend. And she doesn’t take kindly to name calling so I’d run if I were you.

Fancy Boi: Should I ask why there is a knife in your purse?

Ivy: First of all, it’s a dagger. And second, no you should not.

Ivy: I did not make a pie, for three reasons.

Ivy: One, I do not have any pie ingredients.

Ivy: Two, Because I don’t actually know how to make pie.

Ivy:

Lynn, slightly warily: And three?

Ivy: Because I am not your bitch.

Lynn: For Gods sake man.

Ivy: [flirts with Leo]

Novis: [staring at them silently]

Elza: You're really quiet today, Novis.

Novis: [still staring] Nobody plans a murder out loud.

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