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Ivy present

[ text ]: I knew this wasn’t going to last.

[ text ]: How do you know it’s officially over, then?

[ text: wrong number ]: It’s just a game to me.

[text]: ivy?

[text]: either way that doesn’t sound good

[ text ]: Don’t bother

[text]: Don’t bother?

[text]: Are you fuckin serious?

[text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life. (WRONG #)

[text] Ivy? U ok?

[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?

[ text ] Not at all! I believe in you!

[text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…

[ text ] sexist pig. unless he hawt. then suck his dick. and call him a sexist pig.

[text] I’ve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation

Another text message Muse Monday!

[ text ] : is this an insult to my peepee??[ text ] : cause it’s insulted

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