Firstly, sorry you're not feeling well darling- Secondly: A life of crime is honestly not very active, you know? There's a TON of down time and now a days most people use their downtime to live on social media so just- imagine FAHC on social media. Geoff's all over twitter, Gavin makes Youtube vids sometimes and Michael does so more often. Jeremy had vine but now it's gone so he's making short vids on instagram and Jack takes tons of instapics. Ryan has a Pinterest.
Thanks love - it was a crappy morning but I’m feeling better with some food and tea and medicine in me. <3 and omfggg this headcanon though, i fucking love it.
But could you even imagine though? I’m just writing down things as I think of them now but maybe I’ll write this up later because I automatically started picturing the FAHC taking videos of their heists. At first they only filmed the ones in masks but later on when most of their faces became known it was just a constant stream of information from body cams and glasses cams and just --
It’s hell. The videos are chaotic and messy but they joke and laugh and it started out to first be for themselves, to remember and to giggle, but then Gavin prompted the idea of a secure Youtube account to post them -- his proxy servers loop anyone trying to trace the file through ten different countries and end up in Sweden. But the videos get like .... a lot of views??? and suddenly the FAHC are weirdly youtube famous? they’re talked about on the news as internet sensations as well as as criminals and suddenly their heists are on world television and they’re famous - even more famous than they already are
and not enough of the heists gets caught on camera (or edited out) to allow for anyone to know their actual plans, only codenames are ever used, and its all strategic to not put anyone in danger but it’s fucking fun for all of them
and Geoff suddenly makes a twitter account and it gets connected and you can fucking follow a diabolical criminal organization on twitter and the police start tracking it but again its looped through proxy servers up the wazoo and geoff is careful never to post anything that can get them caught so it ends up just being late night drunken rants about the “state of the city” and about his fucking crew members but it gets millions of followers
as well as the heists the youtube channel gets populated with videos of Mogar, the Golden Boy, and Rimmy Tim blowing shit up and raging through town with sleek cars and sometimes the Vagabond even makes a goddamn appearance, always in that mask but always and forever psychotic in his short appearances on camera
Jack is tasteful and rarely shows up but when she does good lord and when she starts posting on instagram and it somehow gets found she gets tons of followers as well because everything she wears or shows off is stolen or hugely expensive and she’s fucking famous
every post is carefully done, Gavin teaches each one of them the way to make it untraceable and all of it is on burner phones and they each have like four different computers
but its fun and crazy and it keeps the Lads busy, which keeps the Gents from having to police them all the goddamn time and it raises their name and notarity which is never a bad thing really.
as you can tell I fucking adore this idea. (has potential for angst, of course, if they’re wearing these body cams to every heist and a Fake gets hurt and someone finds the dropped cam in their hell to get away and it becomes obvious how close the crew really is and their weakness is blasted all over youtube, but sick me only thinks of fluff and fun)