#iwtyo

[explosiv-glasses]

JELLY FISH PLANT????????????????????

[deskoftheilifeglitch]

I was today years old

Earlier, I was watching YouTube Shorts where it says, “they don’t have shooter drills outside the USA, that is a futuristic nightmare to the rest of the world” and I’m over here just like:

Me: Wha- then how do you teach kids what to do if there’s a crazy person on campus? Because I know that there’s at least 1 mentally ill person outside of the US, so, if that person ends up in a school, isn’t that just a safety concern if you don’t have measures in place?

Please tell me if this is true!

[lhir02]

I was today years old when I found that the progression bar on spotify app on computer changes when you listen to the star wars theme

[doctorslippery]

[davekatzdefensesquad]

Shout out to the sephora girl for teaching me you match foundation with the inside of your wrist to match with your neck.

I realized I'm pale af.

[davekatzdefensesquad]

why isn't the military spending good money to clean up western states/deserts, to soak up uranium from weapon testing sites, of their tumbleweed infestation? they'd be preventing worsening fires, too. two birds, one stone.

[davekatzdefensesquad]

forgot why I looked this up...

[davekatzdefensesquad]

7/11/21

I just learned that if you're growing corn and it's not knee high by July 4th, your crop is pretty much dead.