the iLife Glitch

Hiya~ I actually don't have a lot to say... check out my watt pad. @DeskoftheiLifeGlitch

[deskoftheilifeglitch]

I was today years old

Earlier, I was watching YouTube Shorts where it says, “they don’t have shooter drills outside the USA, that is a futuristic nightmare to the rest of the world” and I’m over here just like:

Me: Wha- then how do you teach kids what to do if there’s a crazy person on campus? Because I know that there’s at least 1 mentally ill person outside of the US, so, if that person ends up in a school, isn’t that just a safety concern if you don’t have measures in place?

Please tell me if this is true!

[odddogs]

Jana Avilés

Please follow Baby Yoda Cat ❤️ December 24th update from Jane Hartness, the rescue President - “Thank you, Jana, and everyone who has expre

a rare light in the darkness, what chance in a million did we have in finding her, in being blessed by her, when so many lovely little things live and die without being witnessed by the human eye. be grateful

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What that one kid thinks emo is

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Why do people keep trying to “save my soul” like, bro, I think you’re just as screwed as I am, you just think you can do damage control. Also, what’s with the billboard, like “aw, yes, I am now cleansed of my sins because I saw a message with a cross for .5 seconds on the highway.” Bro, not how this works. Can’t you just except not every doesn’t believe that a 14 year old girl got pregnant asexually, and the magic baby can walk on water like a water-runner lizard.

(Sorry if this is too whiny, I know I posted a rant, but, like, yeah)

[deskoftheilifeglitch]

Vent Post

Why do teachers complain about grading at home, they give us homework. And the whole “can I use the restroom?” ”I don’t know, can you?” Thing is outdated, ‘may’ has a different meaning compared to when they were students, so it’s not always grammatically correct in that instance, so just stop dude. Also, can you please just say you have fucking favorites, I mean bro, we can tell. If you know what teacher I’m talking about, don’t say a word, pls… I don’t wanna get yelled at again.

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New Comic!

Hiya all internet beings! Just letting you know that I’ll start dropping new comics that I started making about memes in ghost form… and a chicken nugget named Jeff. I’ve been calling it “Ghost Time” but if you can think of another name share! (Please! My brain isn’t meant for naming things!)

[thememedaddy]

[caats]

[deskoftheilifeglitch]

"Need a haircut greaser?"

-S. E. Hinton's "Outsiders"

[deskoftheilifeglitch]

Are you skibidi? 🤑🤨

Nah bro

[sillergoober]

Aw man

[deskoftheilifeglitch]

Sorry bro

[sillergoober]

My life is a lie 😭

[deskoftheilifeglitch]

Thank you @sillergoober and everyone who got me to 10 reblogs!

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Not the cringe copy paste thank you note

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Are you skibidi? 🤑🤨

Nah bro

[sillergoober]

Aw man

[deskoftheilifeglitch]

Sorry bro

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Are you skibidi? 🤑🤨

Nah bro

[deskoftheilifeglitch]

The Cycle of Tags:

Before: Why so many tags? Pick me much?

During: Must. Put. Tags. For. Likes.

After: *sees a post with no tag* well done my friend

[only-cat-memes]

[deskoftheilifeglitch]

I THINK I'VE REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF LOVE FOR BLACK CATS!

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My POV on if someone asked for Face Reveals:

Of course I'm not gonna do it dumbass. There's a reason my profile pic is "I'm OK" and not my face! Also I will just show you a picture of Nami. Because I'd like to pretend I look like Nami.

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You catch flies with honey? I prefer shit.

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What? I'm a nerd? Nah

(Starts nervously laughing)