infernocross movie cast announcement (totally legit guys trust me 🙏)
hey the studio that made Birdemic is making an infernocross movie. here’s the cast list:
Glaive will be played by Chris Pratt, who is definitely a good choice for the role. Nothing says “average dude in his early 20s” like a conventionally attractive guy bearing his 50s!
And because they’re so similar looking, he’ll also be playing Caliber. To maintain realism in scenes where they interact, we’re actually gonna be cloning him. Believe it or not, this is actually cheaper than using a greenscreen.
Violen will be played by Ben Affleck, because as we all know, he was the best Batman. Unrelated, but did you know Violen is actually themed after a Jack-O-Lantern? It’s true!
Scori will be played by that guy from the FNAF movie. Maybe. We might cut him out of the movie completely due to stylistic differences. Who knows? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Beetle Raider will be played by John Lennon, whom we’ve both resurrected from the dead (like jesus) and painted blue (like smurf jesus) in preparation for filming.
And lastly, our main villain Khaios will be played by- holy shit is that a skeleton
The movie releases the 69th hour, 420 days from now.
We hope to see you at the premiere… or whatever it is i’m supposed to say. idk. happy april first. :)