#izzie duval

[incorrectlk]

izzie, watching the news: huh. some idiot tried to fight a squid.

atlas, covered in squid ink: maybe the squid was being a dick.

[incorrectleo]

kenna, outside of isa's door: open up!!

isa: i was abandoned as a child and now i fear everyone else will abandon me too

kenna: i meant the door but okay

[incorrectnat]

[texting]

izzie: you will machete through this!

izzie: *make it

izzie: please don't machete your way through this.

odette: too late.

[incorrectlk]

atlas: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

izzie: i'm a KNIFE

dominick, from across the room: she's the little spoon.

[incorrectlk]

(in the traitor base)

isa: i’m going to get a coffee. anybody want anything?

atlas: i’ll have a latte.

nevaeh: i’ll have a blueberry muffin, with a decaf.

ellie: i’ll have a bagel with a little-

isa: you know i was just being polite.

[incorrectlk]

isa: what are you doing?

clary: uh, i'm making a knife stick.

isa: knife stick?

clary: yeah, because kenna told me that the odds of surviving a hand to hand attack increase exponentially with distance, so...

isa:

isa: you know it's just a spear, right?

[incorrectlk]

“You’re looking as spry as ever, my compliments to the virgins whose blood you bathe in.”

— Mason, to Izzie.

[incorrectlk]

izzie: i bet you thought this was just a witch.

izzie: BUT IT WAS ME, ISABEAU!