Season 1 Profiles (Part 3/3)
Right, folks, I’ve finally got the hang of how I’m gonna share these profiles, so without further ado, here’s the last of the Season 1 bunch...
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IZOLDA ROZYCKI - Head Chef onboard the Stellar Typhoon. Of Polish descent. Known as Izzy to her friends. Mean shot with a meat cleaver. Pilot of Geddes 8. Weasel. (Episode 8)
JENNI FULTON - A member of the Stellar Typhoon’s engineering staff. Acts as one half of a Greek Chorus with sister Maddi. The single Fulton twin. Cat. (Episode 8)
MADDI NORTON - Another member of the Stellar Typhoon’s engineering team. Acts as the other half of a Greek Chorus with sister Jenni. The married Fulton twin (albeit widowed). Cat. (Episode 10)
BENNY COOPER - Member of the Stellar Typhoon’s medical team. Also dabbles with communications. Pretty much the ship’s brew bitch. More Australian than a kangaroo grilling a Foster’s on top of Ayer’s Rock. Dingo. (Episode 10)
OLIVER KENNEDY - The younger brother of Leslie. Formerly commander of the G.L.F’s operations on their home planet of Eileandu. Later to be kidnapped, brainwashed, and forced to serve under the Stellar Federation. Ultimately forced Leslie’s hand in his own death as a mercy kill. Red Squirrel. (Episode 11)
ROTHERA - Husband of Luna Madryn. Another officer in the G.L.F. Captain of the Stellar Falcon. Intrepid intergalactic treasure hunter. Jaws’ frequent go to guy on such matters. Snow Fox. (Episode 12)
PAUL CADENZA - Introduced as one of Captain Darkblade’s unfortunate subordinates. Later turned out to be a space pirate in his own right. Stabbed both Jaws and Darkblade in the back during their collective search for the same treasure. Also a master cricket player. Blue Collie. (Episode 12)
DEXTER CLAPTON - Captain Mandarin’s opposite number onboard the Oshan Akuma, and another subordinate to Commander Barratt. Probably the most intelligent one of the lot, and definitely the highest on the moral spectrum. Red Fox. (Episode 13)
ABBY CLAPTON - Dexter’s little sister. Jaws’ goddaughter and close friend. Frequently being used as bait to capture the space pirate, or otherwise being caught up in her misadventures. Red Fox. (Episode 13)
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Well, folks, it took a hell of a lot of hard work, intimidation and abuse, but I finally managed to complete this trilogy of posts concerning the Season 1 newbies. Let’s see how long my sanity will last when I attempt to do the same with the next four seasons...!
- Craig Black, creator of Space Pirate Captain MacTaggart







