#j. major

[thebrownsugars]

you guys will be pleased to know about this book ive found called "101 Uses for a John Major" and "101 Further Uses for a John Major" with greatest hits like this :

[thebrownsugars]

Transparent John Major PNG

Ngl I’d love to see you put Transparent JM PNG onto the most randomest of places frfr, like idk the uhhh

the Taj Mahal perhaps? Or maybe next to a kangaroo? Or idk maybe on the moon ig?

Play with his like he’s a doll!!

Go forth my fellow mutual!! Be creative!!!

nooo john noo the bowling ball is coming nooo he has airpods in he cant hear us-

[thebrownsugars]

marion blairsbabes tbjm posting reminds me,,,,,

i was thinking of tbjm pre-election bit where jm gets someone to do oppo research on tb and jm is like surely we can call him an hypocrite for being posh and labour! he went to oxford and fettes... and then oppo research comes back like yeah he was middle class but his dad was a thatcherite that left the tory because of YOU, jm. also his dad apparently kind of kicked him and made him temporarily homeless. which he literally never brings up ever. and his mom's dead. sorry boss. and jm is like ????? what. why is he not using this in the election. that dramatic bitch should definately be using this. he loves acting? and that's how they start talking and jm is just doing pop psychology on tb the entire time.