who should you fight liberals edition maybe? they never get much attention outside of thorpe and the alliance
I don’t know much about the post Steel Liberal leaders so apologies for any inaccuracy with some of them… I did some pre-war ones too
Who You Should Fight - Liberal Leaders
H.H. Asquith - You will win, but you will feel bad about it. The man’s drunk for Christ’s sake. You just beat up a drunk man.
David Lloyd George - HE KEEPS DODGING. WHY DOES HE KEEP DODGING. Will also cheat but honestly we’ve all expected that from him at this point.
Herbert Samuel - Why are you fighting this man? You don’t know and he doesn’t know. May choose at some point to suddenly stop fighting and give a lecture
Archibald Sinclair - This man’s entire political career was related to the military, he was in the army himself and he was friends with Churchill. You are not going to win. Just give up.
Clement Davies - ARE YOU INSANE?? The man’s an alcoholic and clinically depressed! If you try and fight him, I WILL fight you in his place. Don’t even try.
Jo Grimond - As much as it’s likely you will win, it’ll be a hollow victory. Afterwards he’ll just talk to you about devolution as if nothing happened, he honestly isn’t bothered by all this
Jeremy Thorpe - He will cheat but somehow you will win and he’ll be in a sulk about it. But he might then poison your coffee or something so it’s better to let him win for the image
David Steel - You’ll win provided he doesn’t deploy an Owen. Afterwards he’ll just say the nicest things about your form and you’ll wonder why you beat him up
Paddy Ashdown - You won’t win and he’s honestly civil about it. Said you did a good job
Charles Kennedy - What is wrong with you. Genuinely.
Menzies Campbell - He’s a former Olympic runner, he’ll win when it comes to evading you alone. Worst thing you can do is just call him too old to fight. Also do you want to?
Nick Clegg - Distract him with David Cameron. Also please beat him up. Please. I’m petty.
Tim Farron - This man is so all over the place, I think it’s better to just walk away slowly and let him beat up himself
Vince Cable - After reading his Wikipedia page I’m so confused. You can be confused too! Why are we beating up an old man, I don’t know.
Jo Swinson - She seems nice I don’t know why you would? You’d probably win though.
Ed Davey - See above. Would also immediately afterwards take you to an amusement park so was it worth it? Really?
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