#jacie posting

[jaciethebard]

i think i actualy could get a manhole cover to fit down a manhole hole . everyone else just hasn 't been trying hard enough

[jaciethebard]

[an etsy witch's devastating Lunar Plume beam attack passes inches over Mitch Mcconnell's head].

FUCK, I MIS-

[Lindsey Graham walks into frame, smiling while holding a bill labeled 'kill all orphans' in curly red penmanship]

wait wait maybe i-

[the powerful beam soars over Lindsey Graham's head as well]

GOD DAMNI-

[the camera pans up to reveal a piano looming over lindsey graham's head, the rope used to lift it having been severed by the devastating Beam.]

...uh

[the piano begins to fall exactly one comedic beat after it is acknowledged by the camera, flattening Lindsey Graham into a human accordion.]

...oh shit, that wasnt a Lunar Plume, i had it set to Looney Tunes

[jaciethebard]

happy trans day of vengeance! remember to manifest and enact ultimate doom and desolation upon reactionary forces today ✨

[jaciethebard]

i should be given access to one of those giant underground former oil storage thingies (yknow, the ones tom scott did a video about where they recorded the longest ever reverb). oh, and a few of those giant music festival speaker stacks. i will use them to create the loudest, wettest, and densest post-rock yet conceived. it will be extremely painful to experience in person, no matter the quality of your hearing protection. i will be the first person to make a "wall of sound" which is rigid and thick enough to provide you with cover from artillery fire.

[jaciethebard]

bulldog: woof

french bulldog: woeuf

[jaciethebard]

i love the Default 808 Cowbell so much.. if you hear it in a song from the 80s (see Whitney Houston's 'I Wanna Dance With Somebody' for a good example), you know in youre bones that it was produced on Actual TR-808 - maligned in its brief window of actually being Built, only seeing success in undeath, an icon of pop, hip-hop, and early edm.. and while almost nobody is producing music on Actual drum machine anymore, the Default 808 Cowbell lives on as a sample in Ableton and The Daw Formerly Known As Fruity Loups, a sort of memetic music production icon - a sound that you will never stop noticing in the beat of pop and hip-hop songs, once you've been alerted to its ubiquitous presence.. it is often said that the old becomes new again, but just as often, the old becomes iconized, pulled from its original context and given a meaning all its own.. any time i hear that familiar Plonk! sound, i am reminded that nothing is ever truly gone - that the things we are influenced by will be remixed and recontextualized by us, and then go on to influence anew..

[jaciethebard]

do u think that, when u fly thru a big cloud, the plane goes 'euthhg' and squimts and grimaces like when u have to walk in the rain? or maybe the plane says "yayy yippie" as if jumpign thru a sprimkler..

[jaciethebard]

happy new deer 🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌