what's the worst part about being a bartender?
“cleaning up after bar fights. good god if i wanted to clean up after children i’d have my own.”

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what's the worst part about being a bartender?
“cleaning up after bar fights. good god if i wanted to clean up after children i’d have my own.”
you still need that roommate?? asking for a friend
“as long as said friend won’t touch my shit.”
what's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in the past two weeks?
“ i’ve got a list ! apparently i embarrass myself a lot but i’d probably say… i was talking home from the cafe and i fell and tripping into someone who then fell and tripped into someone else and we all landed on top of each other and it was super embarrassing and i swore i’d never mention it again but … here we are ! “
HONESTY HOUR | accepting.
you've broken at least 4 bones
( true or false | accepted )
“ TRUE. ”
your socks don't match
( true or false | accepted )
“ TRUE - of course they don’t match ! who does have matching socks ? ”
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