Jack in Race to Witch Mountain is so chill- like, the dude just wants to drive a cab in Vegas and get away from the mob boss he used to work for and he’s suddenly kind of become the dad for these two weird and sassy kids but hey, they might be running away and they need a responsible adult to make sure they don’t hurt themselves, and if he encounters an alien assassin on the way and helps his kind of adopted alien kids escape government people then that’s okay








