#jack ketch

[scholarofgloom]

[shallowseeker]

I want a whole episode of Jack hanging out with Ketch (heaping a stupid amount of adoration on him that he definitely doesn't deserve) and Cas lurking in the background, trying to subtly do Ketch various bodily harms.

*Cas hands Ketch something scaldingly hot*

"Apologies. I didn't realize that was too much for humans."

etc etc

[enbywerewolf]

It's been a while since I've drawn Jack's fursona. He's based off a critter i saw in a book about ancient Persia once.

[maybelacrimosa]

Monmouths curse

Jack ketch Jack ketch

Five strikes upon my neck

Four times did my body rise

Three ravens heard my cries

Two blades to take my head

One soul that will not rest

Jack ketch Jack Ketch

I’ll lead you to hell, you awful wretch.

[alittlegreywolf]

Big Edge and Tiny Thief from a project I did for college revolving around Pickpocket.

[enbycarp]

My little monster family loves the new flag!

[enbycarp]

I saw other folks doing their characters in pride shirts, so i copied them!

Scrae thinks his shirt is hilarious.  Jack actually is really shy when it comes to sex and romance stuff so his shirt is ironic.  Ilarias goes by Ilaria now, and this is her first pride as a lesbian trans woman.

[depressedcryptographer]

Jack Ketch, the Most Massive Executioner Screw-Up in History

This man was an executioner. His entire job is cutting off people’s heads. And this man was so bad at his job that we still remember how bad he was at cutting people’s heads off. His name became a euphemism in his time for Satan because his executions were so unskilled that they just turned into brutal torture. He failed to cut off one person’s head and proceeded to hit him with the axe pretty much everywhere but his neck. The audience couldn’t tell if it was intentional or not but it was so brutal that he apologized publicly and said he was “distracted.” He was so “distracted” that he missed a guy’s neck several times. The guy he was beheading turned around to ask him what the hell he paid him for (aristocrats tip their executioners so they keep it quick and clean). His next recorded execution was just as bad, multiple swings, took him more than 5 swings to actually kill the guy. And there you have it, Jack Ketch, the man who was so bad at his executioner job that we still think about him decades later.